What's your drunken superpower?

[Ceress]

It's a typical night out, everyone's having a good time when *BAM* You've reached that special area of inebriation that unlocks the latent ability's hidden deeeeeeeeeep inside.

So what's your one special skill that you can only perform under the influence? I get supernatural stacking skills's...I know, I know not very useful when the supervillians start arriving, but maybe I can stack a bookshelf on top of him...

 

[Versuvius]

My bones vanish and i become immune to pain. I become some form of nerveless octopus man!

 

[The Lugz]

I have the ability to ignore the effects of alcohol, but only when i'm quite drunk

so, er.. yah.. don't ask.

 

[Strain42]

I have a Hulk like transformation

Only instead of transforming into a rage filled green monster...I turn into a slurring snuggle machine who just wants to nuzzle bosoms.

...I don't drink much.

 

[JochemDude]

I do stuff that would make Jackass sit down in a corner and cry over how much better I am.

 

[SD-Fiend]

I have a Hulk like transformation

Only instead of transforming into a rage filled green monster...I turn into a slurring snuggle machine who just wants to nuzzle bosoms.

...I don't drink much.

Imagining Teddie in that position just made this one of the best posts ever.

 

[Ceress]

I have a Hulk like transformation

Only instead of transforming into a rage filled green monster...I turn into a slurring snuggle machine who just wants to nuzzle bosoms.

...I don't drink much.

Your DP just makes that so much better

EDIT: Ninja'ed in my own thread D:

 

[The Funslinger]

I have a Hulk like transformation

Only instead of transforming into a rage filled green monster...I turn into a slurring snuggle machine who just wants to nuzzle bosoms.

Don't worry, we all do.

OT: Well, if I drink a small amount, I'll have a slight headache and wake up early. If I drink lots, no hangover.

I get all my best flashes of inspiration when drunk or sleep deprived. When drunk, I also become socially awesome, though with the slight risk of talking a bit too much.

 

[StrixMaxima]

I have the uncanny ability to become the smartest, most charming person in the whole Universe. Also, I tend to teleport to the restroom quite often.

Gladly, I haven't used my powers for some 15 years, now.

 

[Rnr1224]

i become invincible.

 

[CorvusFerreum]

I can jump forward in time and space. Just drinking some beer and BAM it's the next afternoon and I am on some Toilet in a bar I didn't know I visited that night. (exaggeration possible)

 

[steeple]

to ability to be seen but not see!

 

[BlackSaint09]

Im a very good video game player while drunk... not kidding.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I can actually talk to people normally, instead of mumbling and/ or talking too quietly.

Still have a slight lisp though. Nothing too profound, but it gets more noticable the S's there are in a sentence.

 

[Roxas1359]

I haven't drunk anything yet, underage here, but I can assume my powers would be the same as all the guys in my family:
We become very "brave" and try to take on the strongest person around!
[sub]Guys in my family just can't handle hard alcohol and we become the biggest assholes the planet has ever seen.[/sub]

 

[wildpeaks]

The Ballmer peak:

 

[Sir Shockwave]

I immediately cause people's brains to explode from horrible off key singing. It kinda looks like this -

 

[Jonluw]

Social skills and a great urge to climb things, followed by sleeping.

Yeah, climbing. Not a good combination with drinking.

 

[robot slipper]

The ability to see things more clearly with one eye closed and my head tilted to the side.