What's your drunken superpower?

[Yuno Gasai]

When I am drunk, I can make almost any situation socially awkward. :3

I can also be highly entertaining. It typically depends on who I'm with and how drunk my victims are.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Epic friend-zone.

I become so jolly and talkative that any girl I make a pass at assumes I am trying to be her friend...

It's a good life.

 

[commodore96]

The ability to troll a beer pong game till all my opponents rage quit. This has a severe down side when used against hardass drinkers because brawls usually ensue.

 

[Mordekaien]

I have a drunken recall power..... no matter where I drink, or how badly... BAM, next thing you know, I wake up in my own bed without smelling like minibar.

 

[Lawnmooer]

I get a slightly deeper and sexier voice, better balance (I fall over a lot less when drunk as opposed to sober... I blame gravity) and I gain the super power of finding everything slightly more entertaining (So I usually have a large grin on my face and laugh at jokes easier)

The downside to these awesome powers are ones that including thinking ideas are better than what they really are ("Lets mix this whiskey and lager, what could possibly go wrong" and "Of course I can make that jump" come to mind)

 

[FilipJPhry]

The ability to summon police no matter where/when/how.

 

[Eccentric_Jon]

Sobriety - I don't bother drinking alcohol. I drink Energy Drinks in it's place...

 

[Brian Hendershot]

I have the ability to completely deny how drunk I am.

 

[Infernai]

I can pee fire! Only problem is it stings like a *****..

 

[SFMB]

I tend to teleport when I get hammered. It's not a conscious decision, though. At one time I'm in bar and the next I find my self in another bar or, if I'm lucky, at home, sleeping my toilet.

 

[Roberto Hadi]

Smart stealth farting. When drunk, I can be on the oposite side of the room and fart in such an insidious manner that the only guy who smells it is the one I want to annoy, even if he is surrounded by other people.

 

[Jhonka527]

The unique ability to find either food, strip club or my way home no matter where in the world I've managed to get completely tanked.

And after 5 years in the Navy, I've done that more times than I care to remember, though I do wish I had remembered more of Australia...

 

[Whateveralot]

Yeah, the normal autopilot is present within everyone, but a girl called me to make sure I was OK, I didn't hear the phone when she called and didn't see that she had called before I got home. From what I can gather from my phone history I called her out of instinct (I always call back when someone calls me), but I hung up before the call went through because I obviously reasoned out I was so drunk I probably shouldn't call her.
Also once at a school trip we were told that we had to be back in our beds at 12am at the latest. This time I was also very drunk, but I made sure that I got to bed before anyone had to tell me, it wasn't because I was sleepy, it was because it was what I would have done if I was sober. I also always brush my teeth even if I am barely able to stand up.

From what I can see from people I know this is not something everyone does, but maybe I just get more drunk than the others I know.

Exactly what I mean. I love autopilot. My mind gets to lay back, do nothing. My autopilot will accommodate for everything (except for fine motor skills and being quiet, that's a bit edgy still).

 

[Michael Hirst]

It's like plaing Fallout 2 with Max Charisma, Intelligence and Speech. After a bit of whisky I become a charmer, when sober I only have ordinary ability to chat up women but after whisky I get really good at chatting with them getting phone numbers/kisses/dances etc.

 

[nklshaz]

My power is that a cowbell will ring every time that I hip-thrust. Not really useful, but who cares, I'm drunk!

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

The ability to make anyone I look at to become instantly more attractive

No really when I'm drunk I barely notice pain, so quite standard really.

 

[Leemaster777]

I gain the amazing ability to speak with a Scottish accent. I am in no way Scottish. I really have no idea where that comes from. I can't control it, either.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Magneto style control over all kebabs.

Never go hungry again!

 

[Kathinka]

unmatched cod4 skills. unfortunately, it is a very, very hard to hit sweetspot between being just slightly funny and starting to get really drunk. not easy to hit^^