What's your escapist motto?

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lee1287

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Shoggoth2588 said:
"An unread message: What did I do this time?"

I like getting quotes and stuff but I always assume the worst. Force of habit.
Same. Its annoying. lol

OT; Hakuna Matata.
 

the Dept of Science

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I don't know but I'm thinking of adopting

"Music was not better in the 80s, if you lived then you would be complaining about all the hair metal, disco, pop rap and smooth jazz and spending your time saying how great 60s music was".

Ok, its not very catchy, but I find myself saying (or thinking) it at least once a day on these forums.
 

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niege said:
Real Men Don't Fight They Thumbwrestle!
This is just made of awesome. You have made my life good sir.

OT: Just add a dose of sepulchritude and you'll be alright. Props to those who know about sepulchritude.

My backup is "I will eat your spleen"
 

TehCookie

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Mine is my actual motto in life:
"If the world didn't suck we would all fall off"
Cheers me up every time...
 

neoontime

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Mine is "Be as original as you can, everyone else is doing it."
 

mb16

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you may not a trend in mine

-Infantry win firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars.
-I give men dreams and men are led by their dreams.
-Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours.
-I hate last stands, there's never time to practise them.
-Hurry up and wait

i have gone through a few
 

Mr. Elemenopee

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"I have a hat. It used to be a black bucket hat . Now it's faded and is reddish brown. It's a very special hat to me. One day I'll give it to a very special person and I hope they know how much that is a sign of affection from me"

This is what I put in my motto, but if it's really a motto is beyond me. Maybe I'll come up with a better one later.
 

bojac6

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Sassafrass said:
Mine used to be "You're here for a good time, not a long time."

It is now "When in doubt, put underpants on your head, a pencil up each nostril and say "Wibble!" Spot the reference that is pretty obvious, win...nothing.
Since it seems like nobody else has taken it, I'm going to say it wasn't that obvious. Then I'm going to say Blackadder, though it does sound a lot like Rimmer in Red Dwarf
 

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bojac6 said:
Sassafrass said:
Mine used to be "You're here for a good time, not a long time."

It is now "When in doubt, put underpants on your head, a pencil up each nostril and say "Wibble!" Spot the reference that is pretty obvious, win...nothing.
Since it seems like nobody else has taken it, I'm going to say it wasn't that obvious. Then I'm going to say Blackadder, though it does sound a lot like Rimmer in Red Dwarf
It is Blackadder but someone mentioned it either last page or the page before that. Sorry.
tellmeimaninja said:
From my profile,
Verba Non Acta.
A good philosophy and a description of Sweetwater.
Isn't that "Words, not action" or something similar?
 

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mraustindude19 said:
I rarely drink but when I do I trust coka-cola. Stay thirsty,my friends.(you know the reference)
...Dos Equis?

OT: For years (right around 2 of them) mine was "When all else fails club a seal" but I recently changed it to a (loosely) translated line from the Tao Te Ching "If you want to be given everything, give everything up."
 

deathbydeath

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mb16 said:
Infantry win firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars.
heres another idea: Infantry wins firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars. I win campaigns. (free of charge)
 

Grey_Focks

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well, because you can't really go wrong with Full Metal Jacket, mine is "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is 'poontang'"
 

Zirat

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Oh well, what the hell

and rather recently I have started using : '... or depending on your view....'
 

Johanthemonster666

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Unless you have something contructive to say about any given topic, might I suggest you just keep your lonely dillusions to yourself.

P.S- Oh and you're not badass just because you play Halo or any shooter for that matter... especially if you just posted in the Politics and religion section that you're a pacifist.


lol more like advice but whatever/