Whats Your excuse for bad gaming?

[the_tramp]

Either 'I'm drunk (which I'm more often that not...)' or 'Lag due to a housemate using bloody utorrent that eats away at the speeds'

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'm playing bad because ZP---Fanatic's grammar and spelling hurts my eyes.

That.
And.....Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

'Tell me what I could've done differently, monsieur pantalon de smarty' (if blamed for playing bad). Also occasionally lag.

 

[Hookman]

I suck at games...thats the truth! I'm not scared to admit,it I am crap at games.

 

[SeniorDingDong]

"Not my day"

 

[SongsOfDragons]

"If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

 

[BmC]

Lag!!!
Cheater!!!
Hax!!!
Noobcamper!!!

 

[naftali1]

I don't make excuses.

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

Oh I'm sorry that I suck at this game, i was too busy having sex with women to join you in practicing at it.


I'm a compulsive liar.

 

[Fightgarr]

People who actually tell you you suck are probably assholes so I don't really care all that much when it happens. If someone does say I suck I may even agree with them. I'll say it right now: "I'm not that good at games"

 

[Susan Arendt]

One of the greatest games of Gears of War I ever played was with a bunch of guys who all happily admitted they were complete crap at the game (as am I). We were having an absolute blast being decimated by the other team, laughing hysterically at our own ineptness. We'd make comments like "Damn, sorry I bled all over your shoes, man! I'll pick up the dry cleaning bill."

So I don't make excuses for sucking. Sometimes I'm just plain bad at a game. But that doesn't mean I don't have fun.

 

[Grimm91]

I just say I suck today and then keep playing.

 

[Viewtiful SNAkE]

I just say "I haven't got my groove on yet" or "It's been awhile since I've played..."

 

[Hippobatman]

"Not my day"

That or lag. I usually don't make up excuses, though. I'd rather just try to pull myself together, or leave the game with uncontrollable rage

 

[Avida]

"you suck!"

"its only because while playing this i am playing guiter hero."

Really really.

 

[Leviathan_]

Sunlight blinded me (You know sunlight, its the thing you see when you go outside on daytime)
I'm soooo drunk/high
I'm jacking off

 

[captain awesome 12]

Everyone else must be cheating if I'm losing. Oh and my friends masquerade as MLG coaches sometimes even though they aren't that good. They cover it up by saying "Yeah you guys know how it is, first game's always a little rusty, I'm still half asleep."