What's your fail of the week?

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dududf

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Well this thought was brought on after I took my shower a half an hour ago, there was a great song on the radio, and I have a long hard wood flooring in front of me, so I put a grin on my face, put some water on my knees and air guitar slid down the hallway, only to suddenly run out of moisture, then flip forwards slamming my nose and forehead on the floor and tumble a couple of paces then slam into a wall, and now there's blood on the ceiling from my nose.


So Escapists, what is your Fail of the week? And if you lack a fail of this week, then expand it to your Fail of the Month.

*Edit

Before I start, I remember some prick that tore apart some one else on the Escapist for because the individual could not comprehend that even though stating that you "Failed" is grammatically incorrect, and as such anyone who uses it is a retard. Before you go prancing around like an idiot, when we say "Fail" it is in the comedic context of something that you did horrible wrong.

With that out of the way, onto the thread.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Getting suspended for 3 days as of 2 days ago for derailing a thread, not to mention announcing it.
I felt like an idiot.

Rest of the week was good though.
 

Omega500

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My winner of fail of the month for January was on Canada's Next top model, and the "girls" not knowing how to pronounce certain designer brands.
 

Aesir23

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Ooo ouch.

Hmm, my most recent fail is actually somewhat similar to yours. I was in the shower, but instead of air guitar sliding, I simply lost my footing on the bottom of the shower and smacked my head on the side of the tub which resulted in a cut above my right eye. There's a small little scar there now.

The reason for this being my fail is that the bottom of the shower had a no-slip-grip coating.
 

dududf

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I have the worst thread luck in the world.

They only take off when I throw in my hat.

If there's a god, then he's conspiring against me. >_>

<_<

Conspiracies I say... [sub]Conspiracies...[/sub]
 

Timotei

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My fail of the week probably would be when I failed to convince someone that GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990.

It wasn't a huge failure. Just a disappointment when they didn't know who Glenn Beck was.
 

Sleekgiant

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Well unfortunately the week is not over, so there is time for more fails
 

Small Waves

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Got suspended for a post in the Superbowl thread that I didn't even think was insulting anyone but only posted because I laughed my ass off seeing a year ago.

lol_comics confirmed for b& on The Escapist
 

The Warden

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Was walking home, and I was looking down at the pair of shoes I was carrying trying to rearrange them in my hands so they didn't fall, and I hit my head on the back of a truck.

Didn't hurt, but fail.
Who parks their truck to the point where its in the way of the sidewalk going through the driveway anyway?
 

Death on Trapezoids

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Getting suspended from school for posessing fine grade steel wool and a 9 volt battery. At the same time. We might darken the fireproof bricks, oh the horror! (this did not happen to me, but a friend)
 

siffty

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probs getting 3 warning's in one week

leave me alone im not the smartest of people i got the point after the one where i didn't sleep for 3days
 

Aerodynamic

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Losing balance for no reason and nearly falling down a long flight of stairs, thank god no one saw though.
 

I Stomp on Kittens

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Even though a hate it when people say 'fail' I'll still participate.
I was walking in the pitch black of my house and I stub 2 of my toes (hard) on an excercise machine and I fall over it and my shin landed on this bar of the machine. My iPod and iPod charger almost broke in the process. It still hurts like hell, it happened a half an hour ago.
 

Chummychanga

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Me and my friends were coming up with pokemon names, and some how we came up with Slut-a-don, and Hideyourcockman. I screamed out, "SLUTADON! USE FLASH!!" Just when the conservitive school principal walked by...
 

Kuchinawa212

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I showed that I had less of a spine the normal. (which at this point you could threaten me for lunch money, over the internet, and I'd probably mail it to you)
 

dududf

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Suiseiseki IRL said:
My fail of the week probably would be when I failed to convince someone that GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990.

It wasn't a huge failure. Just a disappointment when they didn't know who Glenn Beck was.
You...

You and the other dolls are in collaboration with god, trying to mess with me...

I'll unveil your plot dammit!
 
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Playing badminton I swung too hard, and too far...cut my knee open. I'm usually very coordinated and graceful. But now and then I'll punch myself in the nose/crotch.
 

Slayer_2

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Today has been full of fails, in auto shop, I cut myself 3 times on rusty scrap metal, I accidentally punched my bike's handlebars, giving me another painful gash, and I almost got ran over, just to top it off. Normally, I'm not clumsy, so today was just an unlucky day.