What's your favorite moment from any zero punctuation?

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

The Halo Wars episode. He looses his shit because of the game time limit and makes a hilarious joke about a panda and a zookeeper.

This.

"We lost contact! Went a character.." "BULL. FUCKING. SHIT!" cracked me up.

Honourable mention to the Wolfenstein review because it's so well done.

 

[Freaky Lou]

Two moments from the Resident Evil 5 review, one of which is too long to type out. It's the whole setup explaining why he didn't like Resident Evil up until the 4th entry, and then when he introduces RE5, repeats word-for-word his description of past Resident Evil sequels and cuts himself off with "OH DEAR."

And talking about Sheva: "You have to look after her equipment, too, so I let her have the machine guns (because I wasn't gonna touch the bloody things) and there were moments where she was carrying 500 bullets for them and was still using her fucking pistol all the time! She'd stand there, pathetically picking away at the indestructible carapace of the giant crab monster of the moment, and when she was finished wasting pistol ammo she'd run off to break some crates and nick some more before I could. It's like watching someone beat their fists against a wall, then running off to hospital before coming back to do it some more. And they used my medical insurance. And it's my wall."

In case you couldn't tell I'm more a fan of jokes that are spread across several sentences and require some exposition, rather than any single line.

 

[Hoplon]

Surely the DNF piss take review should get some love.

 

[deathbyoatmeal]

"On the whole, it's not as fun as tounging another man's balls... I mean as it used to be.... I'M NOT GAY."

quote]
i pretty much love it whenever he ends a sentence with, not gay, like in the mw2 when he says he enjoys the stealth missions "lying together in the long grass. NOT GAY
also, the fifty cent review when he's talking about how everyone should be able to make jokes about anyone and a ninja walks up to a pirate, says that his eyepatch is gay, the laugh, and then they make out

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well my recent favourite moment from ZP is the "women are dyke" joke at the end of the Catherine review video.

 

[Shirastro]

I liked when in a Zelda game he named himself (Link) Fagballs. I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[ace_of_something]

""Fucking hell! Did anyone just see that!? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!""

Sticks out as a great line. Don't recall which one it's from though.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Saddly, I don't have the exact quote, but in the Dante's Inferno review, he discussed how you can get points for being good and points for being evil. Instead of spending produciton money on two seperate endings based off how many points you get, the developers put it all into giving Dante a hairy ass.

 

[The_Waspman]

The thing that has probably cracked me up the most in one of his reviews is the post credits sequence on the Witcher. Outside. Twenty Minutes. Puffer Fish.

 

[SayHelloToMrBullet]

(talking about achievments in the joke DNF review)

"But the hardest one of all is the achievment for turning off the console, leaving the house, meeting a nice girl, taking a sailing boat round the world, having three beautiful blonde children, and finally dying contempt with the knowledge that you didn't spend twelve years waiting for an utterly pedestrian sequel to a game that everyone stopped caring about around 1997 to be released by a developer that makes John Romero look on the ball!

Which is a huge challenge because if just one of those kids turns out brunette then you have to start all over again."

 

[Hunter15]

i love the no middle finger part
but my fav is the triple ****-ed hooker running gag

 

[redisforever]

Mailbag showdown: "It's all right, you can swear on the internet. It's not like your mom is going to read it because she's too busy getting fucked by me!"

I actually managed to use that in the real world. Well, it was an IRC chat, but yeah. Still used it.

OT: Probably the "Pissing blimey, there's jam coming out of the walls!" part of his Amnesia review. First time I saw that, I nearly pissed myself laughing.

 

[mike141]

The thing that has probably cracked me up the most in one of his reviews is the post credits sequence on the Witcher. Outside. Twenty Minutes. Puffer Fish.

yes i laughed so hard "this isnt a resume its just a pice of wood that has the word'resume' writen on it...and you spelt resume with 3 Rs"

"yes i beleve you'll find everything in order"

Side note: i dont remember the reveiw but at the end when he was like "and where did they find the space to stock pile men and hardware to wage war on a global scale THE FUCKING MOON"

also when he was like "it would have ben better if the world was invaded disgruntaled insects from the earths core.............wearing FUNNY HATS"

i love his reveiws(NOT GAY)

EDIT: oh they both are from his H.A.W.K reveiw

 

[rayen020]

The guitar hero 3 review where he tries to make it clear he isn't gay and then says tonguing another man's balls. and the characters stop and look at the screen.

From the same review
For 3 what happened to Clive Winston? He was my favorite character. For 4, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO CLIVE WINSTON YOU PRICKS?!

 

[RagnarokHybrid]

I liked when in a Zelda game he named himself (Link) Fagballs. I couldn't stop laughing.

I love his crazy names for Link like in the OoT 3D one where the screen shows "Liberace" then he name's Link "Fuck Me".

"FUCK ME IT'S COLD IN HERE!"
That's classic.

""Fucking hell! Did anyone just see that!? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!""

Sticks out as a great line. Don't recall which one it's from though.

That is also one of my funniest lines. He get's really into character during that one, too.

The Halo Wars episode. He looses his shit because of the game time limit and makes a hilarious joke about a panda and a zookeeper.

This.

"We lost contact! Went a character.." "BULL. FUCKING. SHIT!" cracked me up.

Honourable mention to the Wolfenstein review because it's so well done.

The former's my favorite ZP of all time. The latter just proves how good Yahtzee is at what he does, whether you like him or not.

Finally, the Resistance 3 review. With the "Insomniac Games" "WE WANT TO BE VALVE" anagram. Also, the final thing where he's like, "Wait, the scientist had a beard!"

You gotta love his material.