Whats your favorite Pick-up line?

[PatrioticPineapple]

What is your favorite Pick-up line, mine has to be " What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! "

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

do you have a map? i think i just got lost in your eyes
Edit: when you blink, you send shivers up my spine.
offcaially JUST used that one...

 

[Radeonx]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

 

[G1eet]

"Hi! Have you met...?"

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

More good relationship advice from XKCD:

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"You'll do."

 

[Sky Captanio]

"Can I put my meat tray in your oven?"

 

[thepj]

are you seriously colecting these for useage on girls or is it a whimsical thread for fun?

if seroius: the pickup lines in my head are clasified information, if you are found using them you will be terminated (nah i'm kiddin i don't belive in pick up lines my self)

if whimsical: if i was elvis would you screw me?
and: exuse me but i can't help noticing the fact that you're sexy and not talking to me

 

[j0z]

another xkcd:

Spoiler

Nice shoes

Are you a parking ticket? because you have FINE written all over you.

 

[thepj]

do you have a map? i think i just got lost in your eyes
Edit: when you blink, you send shivers up my spine.
offcaially JUST used that one...

any luck?

 

[happysock]

What is your favorite Pick-up line, mine has to be " What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! "

So yours is green too...

 

[ThePirateMan]

Hey baby, I have a bomb in my pants. Wanna defuse it?

 

[Nickflip]

Do you have a shovel in your pocket? cause I'm diggin' that ass...
I'm an excellent pilot, would you like to see my cockpit?
I"m not too great at pokemon, but I want a pikachu!(peek-at-you)

 

[Xanadu84]

Unlike most of the ones above, my favorite pick up line actually has a tiny chance of coming across as clever and flattering, as opposed to blatantly offensive.

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Although I have to admit that my second favorite is not as flattering.

"Nice boots. Lets fuck."

 

[Sky Captanio]

"Hey can you hold something for me?"

"Sure."

The rest is left up to your imagination.

 

[Sampler]

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

I prefer Zapp's approach:

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around for me"

[edit]

You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.

 

[Takoto]

I.. can't remember any pick-up lines, but they all usually make me laugh.

 

[G1eet]

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

I prefer Zapp's approach:

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around for me"

"I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I don't really use those...or even date...ever

But,since I'm bored "hey...I wanna...make you pregnent"