I was going for ones that could actually elicit a positive response, since most pickup lines in lists like this just end up being horrifying. Ive talked to a few girls who agree that in the right context, that line would be flattering.Sampler said:I prefer Zapp's approach:Xanadu84 said:"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around for me"
Good.StarStruckStrumpets said:"You'll do."
Yeah but chat-up lines are supposed to be bad, they're a way of breaking the ice and opening a conversation with someone who you've already made eye-contact with and exchanged a smile - by this point you know the other parties interested but you need something to say to start the ball rolling - eschewing a little wit is in the right direction as you know what they say about a girl and a man who can make them laugh.Xanadu84 said:I was going for ones that could actually elicit a positive response, since most pickup lines in lists like this just end up being horrifying. Ive talked to a few girls who agree that in the right context, that line would be flattering.
Granted the one time I actually used it, the response I got was, "I just threw up in my mouth a little".
Thank god it was with a friend who I knew wouldn't be offended.
You win! I could not stop laughing when I read this.Wasder said:GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING VAN!
This.Radeonx said:"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
it was on a guy.thepj said:any luck?lolmynamewastaken said:do you have a map? i think i just got lost in your eyes
Edit: when you blink, you send shivers up my spine.
officially JUST used that one...
Oh I get that. I just think that most of these will get the cops called on you, or a slap in the face, even when they know you're joking. I think the "nice body" line is just witty and just subtle enough to work. The fact that it is funny, clever, and might even work is what makes it my favorite.Sampler said:Yeah but chat-up lines are supposed to be bad, they're a way of breaking the ice and opening a conversation with someone who you've already made eye-contact with and exchanged a smile - by this point you know the other parties interested but you need something to say to start the ball rolling - eschewing a little wit is in the right direction as you know what they say about a girl and a man who can make them laugh.Xanadu84 said:I was going for ones that could actually elicit a positive response, since most pickup lines in lists like this just end up being horrifying. Ive talked to a few girls who agree that in the right context, that line would be flattering.
Granted the one time I actually used it, the response I got was, "I just threw up in my mouth a little".
Thank god it was with a friend who I knew wouldn't be offended.
Admittedly alot in this thread and alot of topics like this wouldn't pass for anything as they're not the right tone - but the ones that are aren't funny to sit and read in a thread.
It's not like we're talking course 101 for getting laid - as you're on a gaming forum thereby any advice is null and void)