Whats your favorite Pick-up line?

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Xanadu84

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Sampler said:
Xanadu84 said:
"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
I prefer Zapp's approach:

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around for me"
I was going for ones that could actually elicit a positive response, since most pickup lines in lists like this just end up being horrifying. Ive talked to a few girls who agree that in the right context, that line would be flattering.

Granted the one time I actually used it, the response I got was, "I just threw up in my mouth a little".

Thank god it was with a friend who I knew wouldn't be offended.
 

Sky Captanio

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Stand beside a girl you like and just shout: "Standing beside the hottest girl ever but to embarresed to say anything!"
 

Lord George

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"eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy" (while doing my best fonze impression wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket, if they laugh then I'm in, if they just give me a weird expression then I burst into laughter and stroll away.)
 

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StarStruckStrumpets said:
"You'll do."
Good.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Hello, I'm doing a study on if (insert hair color)-heads are better in bed than (insert other hair color)-heads. Will you donate your body to science?"
 

Sampler

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Xanadu84 said:
I was going for ones that could actually elicit a positive response, since most pickup lines in lists like this just end up being horrifying. Ive talked to a few girls who agree that in the right context, that line would be flattering.

Granted the one time I actually used it, the response I got was, "I just threw up in my mouth a little".

Thank god it was with a friend who I knew wouldn't be offended.
Yeah but chat-up lines are supposed to be bad, they're a way of breaking the ice and opening a conversation with someone who you've already made eye-contact with and exchanged a smile - by this point you know the other parties interested but you need something to say to start the ball rolling - eschewing a little wit is in the right direction as you know what they say about a girl and a man who can make them laugh.

Admittedly alot in this thread and alot of topics like this wouldn't pass for anything as they're not the right tone - but the ones that are aren't funny to sit and read in a thread.

It's not like we're talking course 101 for getting laid - as you're on a gaming forum thereby any advice is null and void :eek:)
 

Sky Captanio

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Wasder said:
GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING VAN!
You win! I could not stop laughing when I read this.

OT: Have a pickup line you can turn around halfway through incase things are going badly.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (Person roles eyes.) "Cause it looks like you landed on your face!"
 

Ren3004

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Radeonx said:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
This.

Also, 'if I were an enzyme, I'd want to be DNAhelicase, so that I could unzip your genes', for the biologist chicks.
 

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If beauty was a grain of sand, then you're the biggest beach I've seen.

Needs to be done with a Yorkshire accent, so beauty is like byo-ee.
 

Xanadu84

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Sampler said:
Xanadu84 said:
I was going for ones that could actually elicit a positive response, since most pickup lines in lists like this just end up being horrifying. Ive talked to a few girls who agree that in the right context, that line would be flattering.

Granted the one time I actually used it, the response I got was, "I just threw up in my mouth a little".

Thank god it was with a friend who I knew wouldn't be offended.
Yeah but chat-up lines are supposed to be bad, they're a way of breaking the ice and opening a conversation with someone who you've already made eye-contact with and exchanged a smile - by this point you know the other parties interested but you need something to say to start the ball rolling - eschewing a little wit is in the right direction as you know what they say about a girl and a man who can make them laugh.

Admittedly alot in this thread and alot of topics like this wouldn't pass for anything as they're not the right tone - but the ones that are aren't funny to sit and read in a thread.

It's not like we're talking course 101 for getting laid - as you're on a gaming forum thereby any advice is null and void :eek:)
Oh I get that. I just think that most of these will get the cops called on you, or a slap in the face, even when they know you're joking. I think the "nice body" line is just witty and just subtle enough to work. The fact that it is funny, clever, and might even work is what makes it my favorite.

And I do not need a course on how to get laid! I can totally fail at that, horribly, without anyone elses help, thank you kindly ::Sobs in a corner somewhere::