Whats your favorite Pick-up line?

[Ursus Astrorum]

If you're at some area where a lot of people are staying over one or more nights (like a cruise) and you happen to be up late while most everyone else is asleep, walk next to her as she's looking out over some sort of view (or doing something similar) and idly ask, "So you couldn't sleep either, huh?" Continue chat as normal.

Limited in its usage, but surprisingly effective in context. I've met a couple girlfriends this way. I suppose that JRPGs were actually right about something.

 

[Echo3Delta]

My buddy came up with this on the fly and it worked beautifully.

"Hey, are you Amy?"
"No..."
"Oh, I just heard some guys say that Amy is the hottest girl at this party and assumed it was you. Hey, I'm [name]"

 

[Robert632]

my favourite pick-up line?

a jawbone to there head.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Unlike most of the ones above, my favorite pick up line actually has a tiny chance of coming across as clever and flattering, as opposed to blatantly offensive.

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Although I have to admit that my second favorite is not as flattering.

"Nice boots. Lets fuck."

Funny b/c one of my best/works the most often pick-up line is simply,

"Wanna make out?"

Especially at college parties (I'm a junior in university) everyone is drunk, no body cares, and it's a good atmosphere. Just spot a girl that eye-fucks you, or even try it on random chicks. It's really quite amazing how many times it works.

Another good one I use is,

"Howdy, how are ya? My name is [insert here]"

In my very deep Texas accent. Though this might be a regional thing (I live in Texas and goto Texas Tech.) Also, I sport the look to go along with this, you wouldn't catch me dead wearing anything other than cowboy boots and jeans.

 

[CptCamoPants]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

God I love that one.

But for mine, you have to look deeep into her eyes, and whisper "Sshh, baby, let's not turn this rape into a murder"

 

[LeonLethality]

"I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle."

 

[Xanadu84]

What is your favorite Pick-up line, mine has to be " What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! "

Most (well allot) woman actually don't like pickup lines and like a general intoduction better.

Just saying.

That's true. In fact, the only time I have ever used a line on a girl is after introduction, talking for a while, and then mentioning a pickup line. In fact, probably the best use of pick up lines is to talk about pickup lines, mentioning the idea of pickup lines, and then telling them to her as a joke, but with a heavy dose of flirting. If you turn it into a joke, you cover your ass because your only joking, but you also get the idea behind the pickup line out in the open.

 

[Bernzz]

"Um, hi. You're the first person that all 17 of my personalities have agreed is cute."

"I'm only talking to you because the voices told me to."

And I know I've already been beaten to it but my favourite works 100% of the time:
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Fr331anc3r]

"I'm a single father, my wife was killed in a car crash... *starts tears*"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time.

Dammit, beaten to it multiple times.

 

[Haydyn]

I bet you 20 bucks I can have sex with you without putting my **** in your *****. It was worth every penny.

 

[azurawolf]

What is your favorite Pick-up line, mine has to be " What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! "

Most (well allot) woman actually don't like pickup lines and like a general intoduction better.

Just saying.

I would probably laugh at any guy who tried a pick-up line that many of these people have said. Then I would talk to them. Some I would be a little scared for my life though.

My favorite one! "So... your a girl huh?

 

[Devi Darkside]

So wanna go back to my place?

...So if Hell does freeze over where can I meet you?

(Both are connected.)

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

do you have a map? i think i just got lost in your eyes
Edit: when you blink, you send shivers up my spine.
officially JUST used that one...

any luck?

it was on a guy.
so yeah, it had the desired effect

That's no fun. For most guys, anything short of actually, physically removing a testicle will work as a pickup line.

ah you don't know the guys i do, even that would work in most cases

 

[Ryuzix]

"TITS OR GTFO"

 

[MarkusAurelius77]

I've been ninja'd, but "shh, let's not turn a rape into a murder" is hilarious

My buddy came up with this on the fly and it worked beautifully.

"Hey, are you Amy?"
"No..."
"Oh, I just heard some guys say that Amy is the hottest girl at this party and assumed it was you. Hey, I'm [name]"

That is good, YOINK!

Other favourite is... "so Pizza and a fuck?"

If you get an outraged response, slap your forehead, apologise and say " sorry, pizza was a bad choice. (insert other fast food of your choice)

75% strike rate with that

 

[murlo360]

were im from pickup lines are for douch bags