I actually got Troy Duffy's name tag thing at Comic Con and got the entire panel to sign it (Duffy, Ron Jeremy, Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flannery, and Rocco). That's the only collector's item I'll need :-DDrakon7 said:
Whats your Favorite Quote
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"I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it."
-American Gods
-American Gods
"It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential"
"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable"
"To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities"
?Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.?
?I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.?
i love bruce lee he was a very smart guy
"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable"
"To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities"
?Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.?
?I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.?
i love bruce lee he was a very smart guy
'Do you understand what the "Chain of Command" is?... it's the chain I beat you with until you understand who's in charge!' Jane - FireFly
'You know I would be Apathetic, if I could be arsed.' Me, think I heard it somewhere before but for the life of me forget where.
'I know Dr. Pepper is Doctor, but is he qualified to be a soft-drink?' LegendaryFrog.net (search around you'll find the one it's in
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'I get the distinct feeling these guys don't like us!'
'Where'd you get that idea, it can't have been from the fact they've been shooting at us for 10minutes' Again, not to sure where I heard it but I likes it
'I got one! I got one!'
'What do ya want a sweetie, keep shooting ya ****!' 28 Days Later
'Oh yeah let's run towards whatever has everyone running and screaming, that's a good idea!' you know it's weird how I remember quotes but almost never where they're from
Have a crapload more but I'm sure some of you have better one-liners you can remember
'You know I would be Apathetic, if I could be arsed.' Me, think I heard it somewhere before but for the life of me forget where.
'I know Dr. Pepper is Doctor, but is he qualified to be a soft-drink?' LegendaryFrog.net (search around you'll find the one it's in
)'I get the distinct feeling these guys don't like us!'
'Where'd you get that idea, it can't have been from the fact they've been shooting at us for 10minutes' Again, not to sure where I heard it but I likes it
'I got one! I got one!'
'What do ya want a sweetie, keep shooting ya ****!' 28 Days Later
'Oh yeah let's run towards whatever has everyone running and screaming, that's a good idea!' you know it's weird how I remember quotes but almost never where they're from
Have a crapload more but I'm sure some of you have better one-liners you can remember
Why does it happen? because it happens, roll the bones.
Why are we here? because we're here, roll the bones.
Why are we here? because we're here, roll the bones.
"I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies"
-Kif
"Brendon try these leaves, they're poisonous"
-Coach McGurk
-Kif
"Brendon try these leaves, they're poisonous"
-Coach McGurk
Also:Lost In The Void said:
"I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch, here it goes, down to my belly, mm mm mm"
The Pen is mightier than the Sword if the Sword is very short and the Pen is very sharp. - Terry Pratchett
It's a fine line between stubborn and stupid and most people are more than happy to prance across it. - Me, after a friend told me I was stupid for not going to see someone about my elbow which I had sprained earlier that day.
It's a fine line between stubborn and stupid and most people are more than happy to prance across it. - Me, after a friend told me I was stupid for not going to see someone about my elbow which I had sprained earlier that day.
"Do you know who my father was? The wheel. And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! And he did it with honor!"
-Jetfire in Transformers 2
-Jetfire in Transformers 2
Sean (Robin Williams): So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?
Will (Matt Damon): (Nods his head)
Sean: You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.
Good Will Hunting.
Will (Matt Damon): (Nods his head)
Sean: You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.
Good Will Hunting.