What's your favorite Strategy Game Unit quote? :)

[Caligulove]

Demon Hunter from Warcraft III:
"Darkness called... ...but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness but his machine took it. I was like, 'pick up the phone, Darkness!!!' but he ignored me... Darkness must have been screening his calls."

and the Dread Lord (same game)
"*phone rings* Yes? Hey! Darkness, what's up? ..the Demon Hunter left you a message? No.. I don't have his number.."

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also the Blood Mage from War3 as well.
"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood- which can only be made up with at least twice as much blood... or or or maybe three times as much blood! Ok, like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, and maybe that would be enough blood!... Eh, but probably not."

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

Does it have to be a unit quote? Damn, "you must construct additional pylons" is out then.

I got nothing.

 

[Aurora219]

"Well, I guess we could try to distract it....or something...."-Engineers, when ordered to attack a tank, in Company of Heroes.

"Sir, with all due respect, are you high?"
Riflemen, same setup.

 

[Quazimofo]

"YES, STRAPPY HORSE!?"- Units from Hellenic armies in RTW- probably mis-heard but still hilarious.

Sorry dude, but they're actually saying "Yes, Strategos" Strategos is the greek word for commander or high-ranking officer.

oh so THATS what they are saying. i never knew. whatever. misheard version is better.

 

[pejhmon]

Starcraft: Brood War, a Marine in one of those covert ops missions when you go up to a console to open a door;

"Press the anykey ..... which one's the anykey?!?!"

and one of the Egpytian standard responses in Age of Mythology because it sounded like he was saying "into you" when you told him to move (giggity)

 

[Frankster]

"Come ye heretics and xenos, come and face the one true might of the universe and wither under the golden throne's gaze"
Dow 1 champlain

Dow1-2 has loads of awesome lines but that one really stands out for me.

Either that or a line from coh would be my overall fav quote.

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaragh! Charge! Die you hun barstards!" (Brit liutenant upon activating heroic charge)

 

[Joshimodo]

"I GOT A PRESENT FO' YA!"


-The Commando, Command and Conquer.

"I've got a present for ya!" "Hahahaha!"

Oh come on, nobody said those? Please god tell me that people recognise those quotes.

"And that was left handed!"



Additionally, while not actually a unit, the tech building on CnC: Generals had an awesome voice. "BOMBARDMENT!" "SEARCH, AND DESTROY!"

 

[Vladimir Francois Tchaikovski]

Theres a glorious array of British accents in stronghold but im going to have to go with the welsh sappers' "I'm orf fer a nice cuppa tea!"

 

[Fenreil]

Huh, "Drive me closer" got almost immediate mention, but everyone's seemed to have missed the other one:

"My chief weapons are surprise and fear." -Inquisitor, Dawn of War 2.

 

[indiangrunt91]

Rome total war- "yes strategos"

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

'Mommy!' Soviet Conscripts in Red Alert 2
'Eur E Eurgh!' I guess that's how I'd spell it; Iraqi Desalators in Red Alert 2

 

[No-Superman10]

The Suicide Truck - RA2

Why don't you drive?
One way trip!
AAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAA!

 

[SilentCom]

I like the quotes from many of the units in the first Starcraft.

 

[Alden Hou]

You wanna piece of me boy?!-Terran Marine, Starcraft

 

[fligan]

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"blood for the blood god!:

 

[DirgeNovak]

The ogre farting in WarCraft 2...

 

[MarkusWolfe]

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"blood for the blood god!: