"Out here we don't piss without protection"
- Most Stalkers in S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl.
Obsessed with that game.
- Most Stalkers in S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl.
Obsessed with that game.
whats your favourite game-quote
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"Did you think we had forgotten?, Did you think we had forgiven? No, now feel the Wrath of the Forsaken!!" *plague launchers start destroying everything* "MUHAHAHA!"- Grand Apothercary Putress, WoW wrathgate cutscene
"I shall lead you to the promised land!" and "Descend, Heartless Angel".
Sephiroth - Kingdom Hearts 1/2
Not funny quotes, but they are epic when you fight him, especially in Kingdom Hearts 1, where he has that funky-ass echo effect on his voice, and is calling a gigantic meteor to crush Sora.
Sephiroth - Kingdom Hearts 1/2
Not funny quotes, but they are epic when you fight him, especially in Kingdom Hearts 1, where he has that funky-ass echo effect on his voice, and is calling a gigantic meteor to crush Sora.
Not funny, and I'm sure there are more but some of my favorites:
"I AM strong, stronger then you could ever imagine. The universe trembles at my approach, even the GODS know my name!"
-Librarian Isador
also from Dawn of War
"My brothers and sisters of light and song; a terrible task falls to us. The Necrons, our anscestor foes and destroyer of our sister species has returned. Even into this millenium, some craftwords lie in silent ruin because of them. Millions of brothers and sisters guttered out like weak candles. We cannot abide this travesty again, to obliterate the soul itself is an act of utter, unprecedented malice that we cannot allow. The Necrons must pay for their actions. Today they answer to us. -- So it is, every battle must be a war unto itself, there can be no partial triumphs for the Necrons will return again and again. Prepare yourselves my bretheren, today we war!"
-Farseer Taldeer
And my favorite speech from any video game:
My people...Sons and daughters of Helghan... For many years we have been a broken nation; shunned, oppressed and conquered by those we sought to escape!
Ten years ago, I asked for time. That time was granted by you; you the strength in my arm, the holders of my dream! Our forefathers embarked on the greatest exodus in the history of all mankind. An exodus for freedom! Helghan became that freedom! Our new world changed our bodies...at first it weakened us, when in fact we were growing...stronger!
In the time you have given me I have rebuilt our nation, I have rebuilt our strength and I have rebuilt our pride! Our enemies at home have been re-educated. We have given them new incites into our cause.
On this day we stand united once more, on this day those driven to divide us will hear our voice! On this day we shall act as one and we shall be ignored no more!
Defenders of the Helghast dream, NOW IS OUR TIME!
-Emperor Scolar Visari
"I AM strong, stronger then you could ever imagine. The universe trembles at my approach, even the GODS know my name!"
-Librarian Isador
also from Dawn of War
"My brothers and sisters of light and song; a terrible task falls to us. The Necrons, our anscestor foes and destroyer of our sister species has returned. Even into this millenium, some craftwords lie in silent ruin because of them. Millions of brothers and sisters guttered out like weak candles. We cannot abide this travesty again, to obliterate the soul itself is an act of utter, unprecedented malice that we cannot allow. The Necrons must pay for their actions. Today they answer to us. -- So it is, every battle must be a war unto itself, there can be no partial triumphs for the Necrons will return again and again. Prepare yourselves my bretheren, today we war!"
-Farseer Taldeer
And my favorite speech from any video game:
My people...Sons and daughters of Helghan... For many years we have been a broken nation; shunned, oppressed and conquered by those we sought to escape!
Ten years ago, I asked for time. That time was granted by you; you the strength in my arm, the holders of my dream! Our forefathers embarked on the greatest exodus in the history of all mankind. An exodus for freedom! Helghan became that freedom! Our new world changed our bodies...at first it weakened us, when in fact we were growing...stronger!
In the time you have given me I have rebuilt our nation, I have rebuilt our strength and I have rebuilt our pride! Our enemies at home have been re-educated. We have given them new incites into our cause.
On this day we stand united once more, on this day those driven to divide us will hear our voice! On this day we shall act as one and we shall be ignored no more!
Defenders of the Helghast dream, NOW IS OUR TIME!
-Emperor Scolar Visari
Every one liner from CJ ever. On one occasion I heard him say and I quote "Punk ass hobo bitches."ice spirit said:
"Wake up and smell the coffee."
"You need to lay of the coffee!"
Between Torreno and CJ in GTA: SA
"You need to lay of the coffee!"
Between Torreno and CJ in GTA: SA
These people saying that "This has been done already" have quickly become the most annoying thing on this site..
And with that said....mine is from a file in the first Resident Evil.
"May 16, 1998
I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last
night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was
scratching the swelling on my arm, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off.
What the hell is happening to me?
May 19, 1998
Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy itchy Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.
4
Itchy.
Tasty."
And with that said....mine is from a file in the first Resident Evil.
"May 16, 1998
I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last
night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was
scratching the swelling on my arm, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off.
What the hell is happening to me?
May 19, 1998
Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy itchy Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.
4
Itchy.
Tasty."
"Let's just get up there and kill them to teeny tiny pieces!"-Haggard, from Bad Company, which happens to be one of the funniest games ever.
Or...
"Tell Solano to send more troops!"- Your mercenary, who says this constantly. it's really annoying at first, but become hilarious when he keeps on saying it after you kill Solano.
Or...
"Tell Solano to send more troops!"- Your mercenary, who says this constantly. it's really annoying at first, but become hilarious when he keeps on saying it after you kill Solano.