What's your favourite in game advice?

[Racecarlock]

"Explode with some dignity." Glados.

 

[iebilish]

Also, this is the third time "glinsti" has been in a captcha for me, anyone know what the crap it means?

I think its made up or not English. Hell google has no idea what it means, so give it a meaning start using it as a word. Who knows in years times you could say you made a word, would look good on a CV xD

 

[Vindestructable]

RED WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY - the gauntlet legends

 

[Ir0n Squid]

"Hey! Listen!"

 

[floppylobster]

RTFM

 

[Raognerrrm]

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."-Portal

 

[infohippie]

Damn, I was ninja'ed on "The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it." So, how about "Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

 

[Lrbearclaw]

As the subject says what is your favourite peace of in game advice. By this I mean something like 'It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This' from the first Legend of Zelda. So people of the Escapist what is yours?

Agreed.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Captain! You're at 25% power! Stop sucking! -Comic Jumper

Oh, dear me. It appears someone has beat me to the punch.

 

[evilstonermonkey]

Every bit of advice GLaDOS gives, obviously, as well as this gem:

 

[Arnoxthe1]

It's more info than advice really.

"Targets within 15 meters of the flashpoint are not likely to survive."
- BFG 9000 Briefing

 

[JMeganSnow]

"I'll drive. You shoot." No One Lives Forever.

 

[Danceofmasks]

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

 

[Smertnik]

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

 

[darth.pixie]

A loading advice in Baldur.

Something like "Remember that, while your character doesn't need to eat, you do. We don't want to lose any dedicated players". Parodied in NWN as "While your character doesn't need to eat, monsters do. They eat adventurers" or something like that.

They always makes me laugh. Along with "Save early, save often" because it's so true...

 

[Eisenfaust]

actual advice from someone ingame? not sure...

advice coming from an outside source commenting on gameplay...
"turn... TURN! YOU NEED TO TURN!"
"WHICH WAY DAMMIT!"

 

[JasonKaotic]

"Do a barrel roll!"

 

[uttaku]

Throw the alien out and stuff the bloody door
Conkers bad fur day ftw!

 

[Spud of Doom]

Lately I've been fond of "We are losing - fight harder!" in Bad Company 2, just because it seems like such a redundant instruction.

 

[Smooth Operator]

"Say apple" - all these years I never noticed how useful that can be