Whats your favourite line from any game EVER?

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targren

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Sammyjb17 said:
"Over time, my husband will desire me less sexually, but he will always love my pies."

Said in a deep manly voice by a man with a rolling pin.
Psychonauts Milkman level... righteous!


"But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars."
 

tobi the good boy

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"So Zetta Slow!" - The World Ends With You

Or anything from Sam & Max game.

Sam: We'd like to patronize your fine establishment my good man.
Max: By patronize you, he means we want to buy stuff from you, not... mock you. We probably will mock you, but that's not what he meant.
Bosco: I know what he meant. Don't patronize me! So, what do you wanna buy?
 

lunam-kardas

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Working for Davik was like driving a spike through your head. Sure, you've got something new in there, but in the end, you've lost something as well.

Ah Canderous, I loved thee so.
 

Geo Da Sponge

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"This new kind of meat... It was us!"
-Abe, Abe's Oddysee

"Shit, you sound like a pussy."
-Jack, Mass Effect 2

"So how'd it go?"
-Mangus, Brütal Legend

"Fatman, I am powerless from resisting your bazaar-mobile. Delight me!"
-Malkavian PC, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

"Here comes the sun!"
-Desolator, Red Alert 2

"Oi, nutter!"
-Worm, Worms Series

"Take one more look at your precious human moon, because it can not help you now!"
-Wheatley, Portal 2

"You murdered my children! BLAAAAAARRR!!!"
-The Patriarch, Killing Floor

I think I might remember some more soon...

Stammer said:
Red Alert 3. Tim Curry's "SPAYSSE!"


I just love how as he's saying this line he's laughing to himself like "Oh god this is the worst thing I've ever had to say in any game ever." And just the way he presents it is so golden.
Oh wow, I'd forgotten about that brilliant line! Let's be honest, Tim Curry can beat the Space Core any day of the week.
 

Taoki

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"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!?!?!?"

Zero's laughably terrible line in Megaman X 4. Would be sad if it wasn't laughably terrible.
 

Puddleknock

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"Boo points, I punch - it's a very simple relationship, but it is effective!" - Minsc

Minsc and Boo still makes me laugh to this day.
 

Zulnam

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Battlefield BC2, second mission, when a tank appears.

"We need to keep'em down until they get here."
"With what?! Happy thoughts?!"

I laughed so hard i died.
 

Teeth Kicker

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"I am the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat?"

- The G.M.P. from Conker's Bad Fur Day
 

Kinguendo

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Dr. wonderful said:
Lagao said:
"News flash big guy. You can wax on wax off all you like. I'm still kicking your ass."
...you bastard.

All Right, I have one:

What did the five finger say to the face? SLAP! Ultimate spider-man
Thats not Spider-Man, thats RICK JAMES... *****.
 

Sateru

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"The Schrödinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats." Knowledge Sphere (Portal 2)

That one is one of the ones I like particularly. x3

Oh, then again I adore this one as well!

"The Heavens! The Earth! And a million squirrels call to me! Huh? What...they don't?" Makoto Nanaya (BlazBlue)
 

Darius Brogan

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Last Hugh Alive said:
"GET OVER HERE!!"

Probably the most widely recognised line in gaming history, in my humble opinion.
Seconded.

Imagine if all he was trying to do was get served at a restaurant and that's the only way he could say it?

*ahem* 'Excuse me waiter but could you Get Over Here!!!! for a moment?
 

Darius Brogan

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Teeth Kicker said:
"I am the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat?"

- The G.M.P. from Conker's Bad Fur Day
Easily the best bad guy ever.

Great. Mighty. Poo-ey... Disgusting...
 

Astoria

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Yugeky20 said:
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade... I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! Portal2
Oh I like this guy.

OP: "I'm but a blade in the crowd". I don't know why but I just love this line, probably got something to do with how Altair speaks. And of course almost every line in Portal 2.
 

dangoball

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"Doooon't teach my hamster TO SUCK EGGS!" - Minsc, Baldur's gate series
And one more from BG1, coming from everyones favorite pessimistic elf: "Our quest is vain!"