Whats your favourite line from any game EVER?

[Jacob Haggarty]

" Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share."

" This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."

Anything the announcer says is pure gold.

Anything ANYONE says in Portal 2 is pure gold.

 

[Armored Prayer]

"LOOK AT YA LEGS THEY HAGGIN OFF!" Occasional line Cole shouts out in Gears 3.

 

[Readial]

Easily this:

"No. I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime."

Deus Ex was really that memorable.

 

[hoboman29]

I have 2
First the most mind blowing swearfeast know to man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E1g_B49DgU&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLE3AB5AEC9C700212
The second is from one of my favorite games ever (skip the fight for the quote watch it for the epic music) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO93X4eNdlQ

 

[Tiger Sora]

Mine would be from Command & Conquer Tiberian Dawn.

Warning man you see gets a bullet through the head.


"Yes, power shifts more quickly than some people think".

 

[tangoprime]

Mass Effect 2, renegade shep response to the illusive man at the end:
"I'm sorry I'm having trouble hearing you- I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line."

 

[BlackEagle95]

Off the top of my head

"Legion, Rio is ripe for insurrection, be it's catalyst."
-Command and conquer Tiberium wars3:Kane's wrath expansion, The voice was the Nod XO type of guy. He's awesome.

A lot of the idle chatter and attack feedback from Tom Clancy's Endwar, and even some death messages. Really most of the things the actual units say. It's really the tone of their voices.

"They are dead men." Russian infantry
"This mad dog, gotta go to sleep now colonel. Good bye." American Command Vehicle
"The women of America/Europe weep tonight" Russian Victory message
"Looks like Ivan/Boris had a little too much vodka" American/European victory message

 

[The_Masters_Fedora]

"I need to use the privy - OF DESTRUCTION!"

Hellgate: London, said by Techsmith 314

 

[Uzi-Bazooka]

Age of Empires 3: "Check in your wallet. That's me on the dollar bill." _George Washington (it's in the taunts.)

And almost any line from SBCG4AP. Kind of a stupid game, but it still makes me laugh out loud* pretty much every time I play it.

*=No, not "LOL".

 

[jacobythehedgehog]

Adam Jensen Deus Ex Human Revolution- "I never asked for this..."

 

[Zay-el]

"And if I tell Moebius that he's worshipping a giant squid, do you think his faith will falter?"

 

[CrashBang]

Anything said by Wheatley and Cave Johnson from Portal 2 and anything said by Andrew Ryan from Bioshock

Also:
I love Dean

 

[Erttheking]

Send me out...with a bang.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Funniest: "You're like a car crash in slow motion, i'm literally watching you fly through the windshield
-The Scout, Team Fortress 2

Best in recent memory: "Most stories start at the beginning, but its not so simple with this one"
-Ruckus (The Narrator), Bastion

 

[robinkom]

There's a #1 line for me somewhere, I just can't think of it. All I can think of is a dialog choice from Star Wars KOTOR after Joli Bindo tells you one of his ridiculous stories.

"I hate you, old man."

 

[floopdawoop]

"I am the milk man. My milk is delicious."

such a great level.

 

[Hap2]

"Because it's a BIG. STUPID. JELLYFISH."

Renegade Shepard - Mass Effect

 

[Jakub324]

Please guys posting above me, tell me at least where these lines are from.
Anyway:
A lot of games have very good and witty conversation lines. The most hilarious for me are those games where you don't expect them. Where you sit there and think No, that can't be possible, did he really say that?

It's the suprise that makes it special...

Back to topic: I was hilariously surprised by this
"You found my belabored daughter! I will tell Burz gro-Khash about your indentures! Take this. It has been passed in my family for many generators. Words cannot express my gratification for your help." spoken by a well dressed Orc who was just trying VERY VERY very hard. No I'm not telling you who said that until you show me yours. *UGH*

Damn, you beat me to it. He made me laugh, but would someone living in the Elder Scrolls series be aware of generators?