Whats your favourite line from any game EVER?

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Lord Revan 117

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Ok I'll start, *ahem* (in a deep Christian Bale's Batman voice) "I never asked for this". Whats yours?
 

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Welcome to the Escapist!

My all time favorite videogame line? Probably...

"Ninja manual not cover this!"- Destroy All Humans! 2
 

Lord Revan 117

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Undead Dragon King said:
Welcome to the Escapist!

My all time favorite videogame line? Probably...

"Ninja manual not cover this!"- Destroy All Humans! 2
Hey thanks, I remember Destroy All Humans 2, full of good lines lol.
 

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"War. War never changes. ...or does it? No. The war has changed. Has it? No, it has not. It is war! Or is it?"

...can't remember the specifics but basically everything from "Duty Calls" was gold.
 

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"Hey, you dropped something.." - spoken in a really suave voice by the protagonist of Bloodrayne, right after she's dismembered a mob into multiple pieces.

Bloodrayne: fun game for the whole family.
 

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Brandon Graham said:
IamSofaKingRaw said:
One of these from 10:25 on

DADGUM. Ninja'd.

If not any of those, then:
You might as well go ahead and just add the entire game of Portal 2, the games chock full of lines, lets not forget our good friend Cave Johnson and his combustible lemons!
 

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Furioso said:
You might as well go ahead and just add the entire game of Portal 2, the games chock full of lines, lets not forget our good friend Cave Johnson and his combustible lemons!
Yeah, it's brilliant! But I gotta say, that one's my favorite. Well, there's also the "How are you? 'Cause I'm a potato!" line. And my favorite Cave quote: "To those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA...I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're postponing these tests indefinitely, but we have something even better for you to do--fight an army of mantis-men! Grab a rifle and follow the yellow line...you'll know when the test starts."

:D
 

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"The spinning live Fluffy Wambler strikes the bronze colossus in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc"

Didn't do this myself, But it is my favorite line
 

Lord Revan 117

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Furioso said:
Brandon Graham said:
IamSofaKingRaw said:
One of these from 10:25 on

DADGUM. Ninja'd.

If not any of those, then:
You might as well go ahead and just add the entire game of Portal 2, the games chock full of lines, lets not forget our good friend Cave Johnson and his combustible lemons!
YEAH?! WELL THIS "THORN" IS ABOUT TO TAKE YOU DOWN! Damn, that sounded a lot better in my head.
 

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Wow, old-school here, but the one I remember the best and quote the most:

"Sit yer ass down and drink your goddamned tea!"

Ah, FFVII. So much swearing.
 

Icyheart

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Jak's first words in Jak II ("I'm gonna KILL Praxis!") or anything from Portal 2
 

Bob_Dobb

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Javarock said:
"The spinning live Fluffy Wambler strikes the bronze colossus in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc"

Didn't do this myself, But it is my favorite line
You sir, win one internet for making this thread 'D' for Dwarf.

I can't pick out my favourite, but probably one of Kazooie's lines in Banjo-Kazoiee.
 

Link4422

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I've always liked "'Tis your birth and faith that wrong you... not I." from Final Fantasy Tactics.
 

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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade... I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! Portal2