whats your favourite movie quote?

[Daveman]

Matrix, cookie now!

that's my line. and personally I prefer:

"only human"
"dodge this"

Also as I saw it again recently:
"I'm sorry shaun"
"It's ok"
"no, I'm sorry shaun"
"what?... OH! GOD! THAT'S ROTTEN"

"Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at?"

Independence Day

*SMACK* welcome to earth!

 

[Erja_Perttu]

"surely you cant be serious"
"im serious and dont call me shirley"
airplane!

Ah Airplane. So many quotes, so little time.

"We're going to the tower."

"The Tower? The Tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!"

 

[Demonblue]

"well hey there, miss moneypussy wanna jump on my jet pack?"

 

[Chester41585]

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... You're going to see some serious shit."

 

[Chester41585]

"inter-species erotica, fucko" cookie to who gets that

Clerks 2?

Sorry for the DP... Double-post, that is.

 

[Demonblue]

"inter-species erotica, fucko" cookie to who gets that

Clerks 2?

Sorry for the DP... Double-post, that is.

cookie sir!

 

[Quad08]

"My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"

"Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?"
"Bad"
"Bad? Sorry... feel...?"
"You feel bad"
"Bad?"
"Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the machanism which allows you to feel is broken"

"Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
"Bad"
"Excuse me?
"Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep..."
"What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."

 

[MrDarkling]

Old Paul Edgecomb: We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long.

 

[Desert Tiger]

"All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break neither of them for nobody."

 

[Zorg Machine]

I love the quote from star wars attack of the clones (one of the only good things i the new trilogy)
Shady alien: (walks up to obi-wan) wanna buy some deathsticksssss?
obi-wan:you don't wanna sell me deathsticks.
shady alien:I don't wanna sell you any deathstickssss.
Obi-wan: you want to go home and rethink your life.
Shady alien: I want to go home and rethink my life (leaves)

this sequence takes about six seconds while obi-wan is following Jango Fett.

 

[BubbaJeff]

"My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"

"Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?"
"Bad"
"Bad? Sorry... feel...?"
"You feel bad"
"Bad?"
"Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the machanism which allows you to feel is broken"

"Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
"Bad"
"Excuse me?
"Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep..."
"What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."

All of these. Also, the entire scene involving the line 'WHO TAUGHT YOU MATH?' xD

 

[Monshroud]

"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster."
"Go home and get your fucking shine box."

Free cookies to get.

That would be Goodfellas..

 

[akmarksman]

Spoiler

Animal Mother: Well, if you ask me, uh, we're shooting the wrong gooks.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?
Recruits: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.
Recruits: SIR, YES SIR!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that? You're so ugly you can be a modern art master piece! What's your name fat buddy?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I bet it was you!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer?
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: [Screaming] AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!

 

[Quad08]

"My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"

"Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?"
"Bad"
"Bad? Sorry... feel...?"
"You feel bad"
"Bad?"
"Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the machanism which allows you to feel is broken"

"Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call."
"Bad"
"Excuse me?
"Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep..."
"What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."

All of these. Also, the entire scene involving the line 'WHO TAUGHT YOU MATH?' xD

Harry: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
Harry: Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.
[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
Harry: Where is the girl?
[Shoots the guy in the head]
Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
Harry: [Confused] I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!

 

[RTR]

"Do or do not. There is no try." From Empire Strikes Back
That's the first off the top of my head.

 

[Z-Ri]

"I'm justice ya sons of bitches"

-The life and times of judge Roy Bean-

My favourite hands down.

 

[mace3579]

Mine would be

"Yippie Ki Yay!" Then I wait for the other person to either say "Mother Fucker" or just give me a confused look.

 

[SpireOfFire]

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

"One shall stand, one shall fall."

"Donnie, you're out of your element!"

"Why so serious?"

"What happens if Jerry gets mad?"

 

[Joshroom]

"Dude, the car committed suicide"
or the timeless classic
"THIS IS SPARTA!!" (kick)
If you get either you're free to bake yourself a cookie. My treat.