What's your favourite Yahtzee quote?

[CrazyGirl17]

"And do you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes, you, the public! Especially you, Adrian! That probably isn't your name, but it was worth it to freak out all the Adrians in the world."

"If you've been paying attention, you'll notice that all these games are sequels. And if you haven't... * claps twice* OI!"

"Well done, you miserable old fuck."

"Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!"

"In short: no. In long: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Another tool in Batman's arse...enal is the Detective Vision. I guess you can't call it Bat Vision, 'cause then it would be a black screen."

"On the whole though it's just not as good as tonguing another man's balls. I mean... as it used to be... [Beat] I'm not gay."

"Some might say that's enough. Some might say I'm too hard to please. But some can shut their fucking mouths."

"Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never ever be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill, tremulous voices the happier you will be for it."

 

[Robert Drapp]

Which episode is that one from?

"Allow me to hold your head under the putrescent waters of knowledge" It's on my coffee mug. XD

and I liked "Pants-on-head Retarded" Great stuff.

 

[LostTimeLady]

"Allow me to hold your face under the putrid waters of knowledge"

that and basically the whole of the Wolfanstine review!

"It says 'on your bike
Go where ever you like,
As long as it's in this principality'"

Oh yeah, "it's shoot shurakins and lightening" best image as well! (With the shurakin flying in and then him getting electricuted)

And that bit about the sort of charecter he'd have Liam Neeson voice.

Oh... also 'press X not to die', in all contexts including that bit where he talks about the furture murders and the image is that written on a wall.

Gah, Yahzee is comedy gold!

 

[Icaruss]

This is a game for big manly men with pecs like paving slabs. Anyone who shows any emotion besides grim determination or detached gallows humor is either going to die or get his balls kicked so hard that they blast out of his ears

Pants on head retarded


why would they do a dual upgrade system? well i replied its like my hand on a sunday night, whys that you ask?
IT BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME( made me fall out of my chair)

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

This thread is alive AGAIN. A:LJAOIXMCAS:

I HATE NECROS.

Still the same as it was the last two times.

"This shit will not beat me."

That one. I love it because it can be applied to around every situation.

This thread is alive again,

Well, my answer is the same as it was when it first appeared:

"This shit will not beat me."

That one. I love it because it can be applied to around every situation.

 

[Colinmac93]

So in short, Siren:Blood Curse is one mishandled good idea and I only recommend it to those who are undecided on the abortion issue.
-Siren:Blood Curse

This Hope guy has already been established to be a whiny, weak, cowardly, inept, socially retarded mummy's boy, so he's the character the audience is most likely to project onto. Then combat starts and he literally pulls a boomerang out of his arse and joins the fray. Consistency is nice!
-Final Fantasy 13

By the current standards of mainstream gaming, the Conduit is a pile of sodden cereal boxes held together with string, and I would sooner recommend nailing your tongue to a subway train.
-The Conduit

Wii Bowling! Oh fuck off.
-Wii Sports Resort

The first thing I noticed is that the swinging mechanic is about as smooth and pleasant as a clockwork bumfuck.
-Bionic Commando

 

[RantingLombax]

"That's an interesting pie chart you have there."
Minecraft

 

[ace_of_something]

I've said this phrase a few times.
"fuckin' hell did anyone else see that? I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Pants on Head Retarted

 

[theevilsanta]

"By strange coincidence a new Prince of Persia game came out at around the same time and Forgotten Sands seems to be consciously trying not to be something to be rushed out to capitalize on the film which is a shame. Because it totally DOES and it totally WAS."

I've laughed and laughed about that one.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I can't remember the exact quote buy it was in the Halo wars review and he was complaining about the timer running out and his troops were just meters away from making it and they just "lost contact".

 

[gigastrike]

"If I cut a guy in half I wouldn't stand there scowling about it, I'd say "FUCKING SHIT! Did you guys see that? I've got (couldn't understand) coming out of my nipples here! I am a monster truck who walks like a man!"

 

[DoubleTime]

"It all fits quite nicely together - like furious, blood-stained stickle bricks."

I love God of War, and that line appeals to my general sense of humor, especially when you add the picture associated with it. ^_^

 

[MetallicMonkey]

"Hey, everyone!! Let's all be PC Gamers!! Let's all talk on Skype and change our desktop wallpapers and play proper games with mouses and keyboards...while you wait all day for the fucking update to download and cross your bronzed, muscular PC Gaming fingers that the damn thing will even work. But it's so much purer than than console gaming, isn't it? While you wait all day for the PSN to come back online then cross your bloated, filth encrusted console gaming fingers that your credit card details aren't being hacked by african warlords! Perhaps we have more in common than we think."
-The Witcher 2.

He pretty much summed up a lot of the experience I've had PC gaming with that rant.

 

[TotalHobNob]

"My love is as poisonous and caustic as my hate." Kinda applies to me. Also, "It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire."

 

[Revolution -X-]

Seriously? You want me to narrow it down to just one? Anything that man says is comedic gold; I can't pick just one of of the eleventy-billion lesbian dipped in chocolate lines Yahtzee utters.

 

[CATB320]

The first thing that came to mind was a quote from the Portal review. The devs "cut corners like a circle factory during crunch time."

 

[uhddh]

"I don't think America is populated entirely by assholes and cowboys; I know that some Canadians live there, too."

Or "Call me a cynic,please do it's the only for of identity I have left,..."

 

[the random]

the one about the gun that shoots shurikins and lightning
"it could only be more awesome if it had tits and were on fire"

 

[Lunar Templar]

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding and you could spend all day defending that, but no one's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

Always makes me laugh, no matter what mood I'm in.

this, my favorite quote of his ever

next to 'this shit will not beat me'