What's your flirt tactic?
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Hmmmm... I don't intend to flirt generally. But I do tend to tease gently and stuff, then I am told I'm a flirt and I blush, very very very hard. Really it seems as a girl its easy as paying attention to someone and not pointing out that they are really just staring at your boobises.
No real strategy. If I'm not already hopelessly drunk on vodka, I probably won't bother. If I really need to get laid that bad, the fine gentleman I meet up with when I drink would probably happily do so anyway with no need to waste time flirting.
I tried flirting with a waitress once at a club. It was then & there that I realized that I suck at it. I never did it again. I did get a smile & all, but it just seemed weird and way too intrusive. This being said, I find it that the best approach to any flirting is to start things off with something that evokes the other person's sense of humor.
I don't ever MEAN to flirt, generally, but it makes me extra tips.
Usually, I pitch my voice a tiny bit lower, and focus on the modulation so it's smooth and sweet. Then I speak quietly, so they have to lean in a bit. And finally... I keep the top two buttons of my blouse undone.
...Okay, that last one was me pulling your leg. But the first two work wonders.
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Usually, I pitch my voice a tiny bit lower, and focus on the modulation so it's smooth and sweet. Then I speak quietly, so they have to lean in a bit. And finally... I keep the top two buttons of my blouse undone.
...Okay, that last one was me pulling your leg. But the first two work wonders.
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Thank you, Engie.Snicks said:
Don't have a tactic. I'm good at the art of conversation and I'm naturally a social person so I pretty much let my mouth talk, its more natural that way anyway.
"Hello, what's your name? Where do you study/work?"
or "Excuse me, I noticed you and I wanted to meet you. My name is..."
I wouldn't know if they work but in my head they do.
My real strategy so far has been, wait a year or two until a girl likes you enough for her to talk to you.
or "Excuse me, I noticed you and I wanted to meet you. My name is..."
I wouldn't know if they work but in my head they do.
My real strategy so far has been, wait a year or two until a girl likes you enough for her to talk to you.
I just make her laugh. And I act a little gay. Girls are really turned on by gay guys, it's kind of weird.
*Moves his eyebrows Does the fonzie with his Hand gestures and say in a deep voice* ladiessssss*While he flexes arms*
I, of course, rip off my shirt to expose my rippling and well defined body grabbing her attention immediately. Keeping eye contact with her through my glowing moons you would call eyes, I would grin, bearing a pearly white gaze that no woman can resist. As she would walk up to me out of sheer need to talk to the titan of a man before her, I would modestly comb back my perfect head of gifted hair with my masculine hand of everything sexy. Words would not be needed, for with a simple head nod given off by me, she would know that I have now chosen her to be my mate in the epic destiny that will be called sex tonight.
Edit: Please not that this has only worked once for me before. Before my massive steroid, testosterone, and Adonis-blood injections I would fail at completely ripping off my shirt, usually ripping it half-way and spilling my drink in the process. I mean, I was able to completely rip off my shirt one time, but my small nerd-driven physique seemed to kill the sex drive of every woman in the whole building simultaneously...so please note that you need these injections!
Edit: Please not that this has only worked once for me before. Before my massive steroid, testosterone, and Adonis-blood injections I would fail at completely ripping off my shirt, usually ripping it half-way and spilling my drink in the process. I mean, I was able to completely rip off my shirt one time, but my small nerd-driven physique seemed to kill the sex drive of every woman in the whole building simultaneously...so please note that you need these injections!
Me? Flirt with someone? Yeah right. My friendliness that I use generally ends with me in the friend zone. But that's okay, the more friends the merrier.
The farthest I've ever gone flirting-wise was telling my friend (who'd just broken up with her boyfriend) that the guy was an idiot missing out on a great girl. That led nowhere.
I have tried the typical mushy shit and I hated it. Also, the girl who I flirted with in that manner turned out to be batshit insane. So mushy shit makes me think of batshit insanity.
The farthest I've ever gone flirting-wise was telling my friend (who'd just broken up with her boyfriend) that the guy was an idiot missing out on a great girl. That led nowhere.
I have tried the typical mushy shit and I hated it. Also, the girl who I flirted with in that manner turned out to be batshit insane. So mushy shit makes me think of batshit insanity.
Well being myself has never worked once in 30 years...so I got nothing. That being said, I have no plans on changing tactics.
If I talk to her I'll either bring up gaming, D&D, or Magic to scan the beautiful girls matching interests. After those fail I have very little to say and so she better be interested in overweight poverty level balding guys who live with a landlord.
If I talk to her I'll either bring up gaming, D&D, or Magic to scan the beautiful girls matching interests. After those fail I have very little to say and so she better be interested in overweight poverty level balding guys who live with a landlord.
If this girl worked for, I don't know, Amazon, you could also try ordering something from them just so she would have to come talk to you!Truly-A-Lie said:
Me, I'm just myself and try to keep it light and simple as well as listen to her while we talk.
Nothing is worst then a forced conservation, let it come naturally and don't be afraid to screw up or that you'll say the wrong things.
PS: If the girl your talking to starts to talk faster and are getting more nervous just remark that you think it's cute and laugh heartily with a soft smile on your face, don't do what I did which was laugh confused, awkward and walk away.... ^_^;
Nothing is worst then a forced conservation, let it come naturally and don't be afraid to screw up or that you'll say the wrong things.
PS: If the girl your talking to starts to talk faster and are getting more nervous just remark that you think it's cute and laugh heartily with a soft smile on your face, don't do what I did which was laugh confused, awkward and walk away.... ^_^;