What's your flirt tactic?

[RaikuFA]

i dont do it at all. that way i cant be sad when i fail

high school taught me that, that and lying to sound more attractive

 

[TheRookie8]

Eliminate all thoughts of flirting.

To be charming, simply be polite.

Being funny can be useful, but don't be a jerk.

Have a natural conversation with someone you like, and often it can lead to romance.

 

[Arina Love]

my awesome tactic:

 

[Baconmaninspace]

End every sentence with the word pants.
Works every time.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I wait for her to ask something from me, then I answer the question in a single sentence and wait quietly for the next question. I don't go and chat with people I don't know. They might find it annoying, and I try to avoid being annoying.

Is this tactic successful? Yes, I get everything I want. If the other person keeps up the conversation, then we both probably had an interesting enough time. If not, well, nothing was lost, so no problems there.

this is very true.

in this day and age, coming on to a girl from 90% of people i know or have seen (a friend of mine is very outgoing and wants a girlfriend badly) it usually ends in the girl being annoyed/creeped, or in her having even less interest than before.

I give that ***** a challenge..

Bitches love challenges.

 

[cormacdffy]

I just go up to the girl in question, look her in the eye and say: "I can ask where the bathroom is in Klingon". It's at this point that her clothes fly off.

 

[Paragon Fury]

I don't flirt, since it would undoubtedly end badly for me. That and I'd really rather not ruin someone else's good time with my presence, so I leave them alone.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

Most people I've been with like that I'm confident.
So I suppose me dressing like a hobo and singing at inappropriate times is what works best.

 

[Professor Idle]

Look at people from across the room and CRY.

But seriously,if I'm freshly showered and know that my hair doesn't look too greasy, I could probably hold a conversation with a girl after a couple of drinks. Impressive I know -_-

I scream the word "intercourse" and hope that somebody takes the hint.

I snorted.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punch her in the face and ask why she's in my house.
Wait, I can't be in my house.
Damn...

I punch her in the face and ask her why she's breathing my air?

 

[Blueruler182]

"Hey baby, I got the F the C and the K, all I need is U."

 

[katsumoto03]

Act confident. It doesn't matter how confident I really am, chicks dig me when I grin and stand up straight. Plus I'm just all around a charming motherfuck.

Edit: She hears, "I was wondering if you could help me with something..."

Her legs hear, "Open fucking sesame."

 

[Sansha]

I skip the games and ask if she's in the mood to fuck. If so, great. If not, try the next one.

 

[team star pug]

I don't really have a tactic, I just flow with it.

 

[Aesthetical Quietus]

I scream the word "intercourse" and hope that somebody takes the hint.

I'm not sure why, but that post immediately reminded me of
that is an awful awful song.

Whoah, whoah, whoah. Whoah. They made a sequel?

...That was actually my exact response, lol.

OT: I don't, if we start talking sweet; otherwise I leave well enough alone. Probably why I am alone, lol.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

The number of anti social responses here is downright depressing. Social networking is required for LIFE, people!

But seriously, confidence is really all thats required. Don't know many girls who go for self hating pussies.

 

[Gunner_Guardian]

Depends on the situation but usually I'll comment on the environment or ask a simple question to open the conversation up.

Overall I just act natural.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I just go up to the girl in question, look her in the eye and say: "I can ask where the bathroom is in Klingon". It's at this point that her clothes fly off.

Really, what woman can resist that?