What's your gun?

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over 3000 rounds per minute.

Hmmmmm, somebody is compensating for something. Tee hee hee.

OT: I'm not a huge fan of guns. But if I had to pick one I'd say give me one of these:

Spoiler

HMMMm... the engraving gives you no tactical advantage at all, unless you were planning to auction them off as collectors items.

OT: a gun that fires beams in exactly the same manner as Ramiel from evangelion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8HqgM1qcdo

The engraving is of no consequence, it's only there because that's the best picture I could find.

 

[Zinaxos]

Probably the penis extension gun that shoots whole tree trunks from Painkiller.

 

[Infernai]

A chainsaw shooting crossbow which has the chainsaws already revving at high speeds whenever they fire.

 

[NotSoLoneWanderer]

The super saiyan gun. It shoots super saiyans to fight for me and the alt fire turns me into a super saiyan if i want to handle things personally.

 

[Guffe]

I have a gun that shoots birds, angry birds! (and I've never actually played that game xD)

 

[LeQuack_Is_Back]

I was always a fan of main rifle from the Rogue Trooper Game. 50 round capacity rifle + an underbarrel mount that can take a shotgun, mortar launcher, taser, or my personal favorite, high-power missile launcher (think the javelin). Looking through the scope loads high caliber rounds for sniping, and comes with a gizmo to help stabilize it for tricky shots. Comes with a silencer the size of a thermos, and a tripod to turn it into an effective (if short-lived) automated turret.

Nothing flashy about it, but it serves any possible purpose I'd want a weapon for.

 

[uzo]

I'd go with a Mezoa-pattern 40K flamer. Purging mutants, heretics and filth in the name of the Emperor since M31.

 

[War Penguin]

I seem to recall hearing about one that shoots shurikens and lightning...

[sub]Seems almost perfect to me.[/sub]

The only problem with it was that it didn't have tits or was on fire.

OT: Time Gun. Whoever gets hit either ages to death or gets younger and younger until it ceases to exist. It's also useful for solving puzzles.
... I really hope this idea hasn't been done before.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Who needs guns? I've got a sonic screwdriver!

 

[SlaveNumber23]

I'd make my hand into a pretend gun, pointing my finger at someone, I would be able to mind control the target and able to mind control multiple people at once.

 

[pyrosaw]

A crossbow, that shoots electric explosive arrows. Also, while we are talking hypothetical, I want a bunny. Seriously.

 

[Sean Steele]

Henry Repeater, sure the revolver gets all the love but that gun is what made the West the West.

 

[kouriichi]

CZ75b that fires incendiary rounds, with a 20 round clip, a jet black metallic finish, and 3 diamonds as the sights.

Its a bit standard as far as weapons go, but it would be pretty nice to have.

 

[jayteedubya]

BFG 3000

 

[MrStab]

Mosin Nagant.

I win.

 

[Dorano]

OT: I'm not a huge fan of guns. But if I had to pick one I'd say give me one of these:

Spoiler

But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage at all! D:

OT: I'd love to have a good old fashioned shrink ray. Fueled by tears. Just because.

 

[Stoike]

look not actually an original gun but the Casull used by Alucard in hellsing

 

[ChickenZombie]

Sonic Screwdriver. Obviously. Who needs guns nowadays.

You just won.