What's Your Job?

[BolognaBaloney]

Customer service at a grocery store. I'm one more stupid question from killing someone.

Is this cabbage vegetarian?

 

[jebbo]

Retail Sales Team Leader at a major British electrical reatiler. It blows goats so I'm off to uni in a month

 

[Hot'n'steamy]

I am currently developing a herbicide for a company called Syngenta.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Customer service at a grocery store. I'm one more stupid question from killing someone.

Is this cabbage vegetarian?

That's close to what people actually ask.

Real question by a customer- "Are the frozen vegetables in the frozen aisle?" I didn't know whether to laugh or kill her.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Customer service at a grocery store. I'm one more stupid question from killing someone.

Is this cabbage vegetarian?

That's close to what people actually ask.

Real question by a customer- "Are the frozen vegetables in the frozen aisle?" I didn't know whether to laugh or kill her.

As a general rule, I would laugh as you kill her.

 

[Andalusa]

I work at a bakery. It can be fun sometimes.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

my job description is "egg packer" but in reality i clean the sheds, which is much worse ¬¬

 

[Hot'n'steamy]

I work at a bakery. It can be fun sometimes.

sometimes?

sometimes?

sometimes?

 

[Andalusa]

I work at a bakery. It can be fun sometimes.

sometimes?

sometimes?

sometimes?

Um ...yes. Sometimes.
At others I could just murder some of the people who come in.
Or it's too hot.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/postalworker.gif

The funny part is, I actually am a disgruntled postal worker.

 

[jebbo]

I work at a bakery. It can be fun sometimes.

You make cookies..?

 

[chickenlord]

I "work" at my mom and dads shaved ice shop...well i don't really work... its more like free job...and by free i mean free for them...i don't get paid...

 

[USSR]

I farted..............

No jokes I was gonna write something, but then I farted and wrote this instead.

I..

Er..

Eh...

..I don't know how to respond to this, but it made me laugh

 

[Andalusa]

I work at a bakery. It can be fun sometimes.

You make cookies..?

Yep.

 

[Asciotes]

I work part time in a Deli at Farmboy.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I escorted tourists around Athens last year and I worked in a camp with some Russian tourists this year (the girls were many and awesome!). I am currently unemployed.

 

[Di22y]

Jobless dole'ed at the mo.

 

[Noo_Noo]

I'm a chef in a village pub at the moment, though I'm shortly going to return to my university course

 

[sam13lfc]

Customer service at a grocery store. I'm one more stupid question from killing someone.

Is this cabbage vegetarian?

That's close to what people actually ask.

Real question by a customer- "Are the frozen vegetables in the frozen aisle?" I didn't know whether to laugh or kill her.

Hope you did both