Whats your most recent painful experience?

[StellarViking]

Unloaded our delivery truck (I work at a drugstore) and pulled a muscle in my back on piece number 35 or so. I have scar tissue forming in the muscle around my spine for no good reason, and that was a 400 piece delivery. Fun times. My manager told me he had never heard those particular words used together.

Then, afterwards, I somehow sprained a muscle in my right ass-cheek that still hasn't stopped hurting.

 

[Julianking93]

Do you mean emotional or physical?
Recent physical... take your pick as of late. I seem to be the target of misfortune right now >.>
Emotional... see above <.<

 

[Mauro Carrizales]

I broke my nose while diving in a 4 feet area.

How clumsy of me.

 

[Varrdy]

I fell down, and had a fence post driven eight centimeters into my chest.

Fook me!!! I can't even begin to imagine what that must have felt like - I hope you're recovered from it now!

Wardy

 

[Varrdy]

My left lung collapsed ("imploded" was the word the specialist used) suddenly back in 2005. I honestly thought I was having a heart attack and at the time I was doing nothing more strenuous than sitting with my GF and having a brew. I've not known agony like it and I wouldn't want to again!

More recently, I booked a holiday with my GF, she then told me she would rather be with her new (male) room-mate with whom I knew she was close friends. After I cancelled the holiday it was revealed that she had conveniently arranged a holiday with her new beau...at the same time as we would have been on ours. That hurt like a ************...

Wardy

 

[StormShaun]

Headache, yesterday night, I couldnt watch my anime.

 

[Woodsey]

I got off the bus the other day and a girl was giving me dem eyes, so I gave dem eyes back, only to to turn my head forward at the end of the eyeing-up session and have a hedge swing into my eyes.

It was the betrayal of trust that hurt most of all.

Also: just had an orgasm watching the Batman teaser, the resulting pleasure of which almost crushed my body.

Let it be said that I have incredibly sensitive skin.

I once decided to start cleaning my privates daily, but with bar soap. Bar soap dries out my northern European-descended skin ridiculously, causing a feeling of tightness all over and immense itching. Well, I didn't quite put that together when I made the above decision. After a week or so of daily showering, itching set it. Soon after that, very tiny paper cut-like things started to appear. Let that sink it. Paper cuts. On your manhood. All over.

Every time I changed, moved, or got a boner, "AGH, OH FUCK, OH GOD."

They stayed for a week or so, and I was constantly aware of them.

Agony.

Eh? Surely if you rubbed it on and then rinse it off right away then there's no soap on you?

 

[Detective Prince]

Either that or walking in my new shoes without socks. My heels were bleeding more than I thought they could bleed!!!

 

[Theo Rob]

i took the cinnamon challenge
just watch
http://youtu.be/hTrgg-9RxNk

 

[Fetzenfisch]

i got a damn extreme sunburn in my beautifu face. i was on a metal festival last weekend and the second day , the only day it wasnt raining, i was so pished that i forgot to use sun blocker while partying with the crazy metalheads. worst is not the burning sensation that will accompany me for a week, i probably will get a tan from it,and the only thing i like less than tanned people is becoming one.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

one time last year i was labouring for some bricklayers, and this other guy had stacked the top layer of some stacks of bricks upside down. See thats bad because the bricklayers reach behind them with one had to grab a brick and then lay it on the wall, and if they had to twist dozens of them around in their hands thats bad for their wrist right.

Well maybe its not that bad but bricklayers can be fussy pricks. So i go over to the stack of bricks to flip the top ones over, i end up jamming my thumb under one. That hurt, then i did it a second time to the same thumb not 5 minutes later! Ive never hurt myself so much i would actually leap in the air before. The entire thumbnail turned purple and then it got all pus filled and infected cause some idiot told me to pierce it and let the pressure off. I ended up losing the nail and had a little mutant nail growing back for months. thankfully i didnt lose the nail permanently methinks.

Although ive been pretty lucky i think, ive never broken a bone before. Though i do hit my hands with a hammer a lot at work.