What's your motto?

[Urgh76]

" I win "

My most used two words in the whole universe

 

[Balaxe]

"What's a motto?"

 

[saintchristopher]

"No regrets," that's my motto.

Well, that and "everybody Wang Chung tonight."

 

[Joethelama]

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
-Sean Connery.
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Its true

 

[camokkid]

"veni, vidi, vici"

"hamster+microwave=fun"

"don't feel bad, it's better than being shot in the face"
here's a song for it:
[link/]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yisobQpZl48&feature=PlayList&p=91542F9196928D1B&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=93[/link]

EDIT: and, yes, that is the whole song

EDIT#dos: "if it can be stolen, it's not worth protecting"

EDIT#tres:

"step one: ready throwing arm

step two: pull pin from grenade

step three: throw grenade, [b/]NOT THE PIN![/b]"

I always get mixed up with step three

 

[Dusquad]

Violence isn't the key... but it will get the door down

 

[JelloKZ]

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
Canis meus id comedit
Stultus est sicut stultus facit
Parve leves capiunt animos
Calvo turpius est nihil comato
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
Cum catapultae proscriptae erat, tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure
Furnulum pani nolo
Ridiculum sum, ergo sum
Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite
Cupiditas praemium suum est

 

[Souplex]

Life is a game, shouldn't it be fun?

 

[Manhattan2112]

Come in Today for Quality Prices on New Or Used Cars.

They were the touching last words of my dear departed uncle... who happened to be a very pushy car salesman.

 

[MR T3D]

none, because then they could know what i was going to say before i say it
and that is NOT how i roll.

 

[Rahheemme]

Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I can think of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

OOOOOORRRRR

That is not dead, which can eternal lie.
And after strange eons, even death may die.

Oh yeah, my own is "I am the antithesis to all of mankind."

 

[Zani]

Can't be arsed.

Energetic I know.

 

[Sewblon]

In no particular order, "All men are liars, but by my lies some may come to know the truth." New Testament "He who battles monsters may become a monster, for when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." Nietzsche "We must all fear evil men, but there is another evil that we must fear the most, the indifference of good men." Boondock Saints

 

[camokkid]

"Never give up! Trust your instincts!"

Wise words, Peppy. Wise words.

Peppy is indeed wise. I live by his other popular mantra "Do a barrel roll!". Useful advise for any occasion.

lets see if anyone can find this reference:

man:"tell him to do a barrel roll"

woman:"oh-okay, he told me you should do a barrel roll, does that make sense?"

man on phone:"oh, yeah, why didn't you say that sooner?"

 

[Chechosaurus]

"We better kill it before it tries to make friends with us" - Withnail

 

[senorcromas]

"lies are just creative truths."

Also,"Always be wary of people who use quotes."

 

[Beastialman]

I usually interrupt people with "YOUR MOTHAIR!" Imitating the TF2 spies voice.

 

[OmegaXIII]

"REPENT! ...And Thou Shalt be saved!"

Not from a game but OP did say from anywhere so there you go.

Do i detect an Ace Ventura fan?

OT: A strong man doesn't need to look into the future, he makes his own.

 

[crudus]

"Whatever words of wisdom you offer, keep it short"

"Just say fuck it and move on"

Words I live by. Oddly enough my parents hate that.

 

[SonicKoala]

I just heard this one in english the other day and I liked it:

"God gave you arms, so row for the shore".