What's your NEW star/zodiac sign?

[Yomandude]

I don't like Taurus. FOR THE HORDE!!
Wait, you mean horoscopes? oooooohhh...
A cancer joke would practically be inherent of this thread, but that's probably not in mature enough taste for a website of this caliber.
That being said, all Leos are quite literally astronomical pussies.
OT: I'd've gone from Libra (Very fitting of my personality) to Virgo. I'll be a virgin all my life anyway, so whatevs :/

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Leo then, Leo now.
Still an ultimate badass lion.

And I'm still a badass Bull.

Spoiler: This is you

Spoiler: And this is me

Don't miss the fight of the decade Thursday night at the Muscle dome!

Oh, you gonna get mauled *****!

 

[Mr. Self Destruct]

derp

 

[Hotfoottfox]

Fuck this, I'm still Gemini. I don't care. Taurus can eat it.

(I am actually still Gemini. Missed that last part)

 

[Ldude893]

Why do I care? It's not going to affect my life in any way. I'm no believer of astrology, I think it's phony and this shows.