What's YOUR online one-Liner?

[oplinger]

Not even being silly. My one liner is "I'm a pizza! "

I feed off confusion.

 

[w-Jinksy]

when people begin raging i always and so should anyone else who wants to institute a torrent of lulz worthy rage comments, just say "n'awwww babes".

 

[RanD00M]

I figure, at this level of ownage, they'd all say something like ''you're the best or gtfo noob or damn how arte you so good at this'' and to me, saying it before all that transpires would be funny. xD

Now I'm even more confused. Has all that hentai been messing with your brain juice?

 

[White_Hawk]

well probably i would end up screaming "LERROY JENKINS!!!!!1!!!" Down the mic and kill tehm all. i know its old but i still get satisfaction out of it.

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

"Who's a man and three quarters? I'M A MAN AND THREE QUARTERS!" Or some other variant of a Doomguy quote.

 

[crudus]

"I had to be doing something while you guys were having sex with girls"

Wait, did it need to be cool?

"It happens"

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

"If you say Plz because it's shorter than Please, then I will say No because it's shorter than Yes"

Awesomeness. Pure awesomeness.

Mine's "Corn? I didn't eat any corn!" In a Scottish accent. I know I took it from Austin Powers but people stop and give a "WTF?" when I say it.

 

[lazyslothboy]

"Drink your ovaltine, *****"

Simple and to the point.

 

[CAPTCHA]

"I've seen bots fight better than you".

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"I'm coming for you... he, he, he..."

 

[omicron1]

"That is all." That is all.

 

[Sprinal]

Stay awhile and listen....

It's Dead Jim (okay i know thats star trek but medics also say it on starcraft 1)

You bleed better than you shoot!!

 

[Romblen]

To the tune of Bon Jovi's 'You Give Love a Bad Name'

"Shot in the face! And you're too late!"

Is it funny? Probably not, I still love saying it.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

"Heeheehee... If only you knew..."
"Knew what...?"
*BOOM*
"That you just got owned! xD"
*Sounds of rage*

 

[Great North]

"GOD I"M FUCKING AWESOME."
(pause)
"And modest, too."

 

[alickst]

after a complete piss take, like tank vs infantry or rocket launcher vs cat, i just like to say "oh shit, i think he's dead..."

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

"I.D.G.A.F"