What's your pornstar name?

[Wuggy]

Mia Siilitie, wow, that's a bit misleading.

 

[Royta]

Beast Cornelis. Yes, my first pet was called beast. I named him when I was 2 years old.
Seriously. I win.

 

[Lenvoran]

Cinder Knightsbridge.

...Huh. Not sure what to think of that one.

 

[Lexodus]

Larry Shepard...

Just cut a sex scene from mass effect and there you go

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite milf on the citadel.

 

[colddeck64]

Scuse me ma'am, It looks like you here over heated yur engine, you need a ride to town? My name is Roscoe Cornell.......

Clearly i have the porn name of a pure redneck!!!

 

[StoneCutter]

Langley 38th.
Did it just get hot in here?

 

[loc978]

...why a pet's name? I know Sinfest [http://ninja-theatre.com/comics/2004-05-05.gif] did it that way... but what if your first pet was the other gender? By those rules the first part of my pornstar name would be "Ruby", as my first dog was a girl.

I've always gone with either middle name or grandparent's name for the first, with the street you lived longest on during your childhood for the last, which makes me "Joe Killingsworth".

 

[jojoemon]

Stealth Canal.
Pizza delivery, who ordered the extra sausage?

 

[Booze Zombie]

Megadong Mcgee, obviously. I am not exagerating for comedic effect or anything...

 

[MadarseLizard]

Harry Trinity.

I sound more like a gardener.

 

[Cridhe]

Axle Highland

Though my supervisor says my Native American porn-name is "Two-birds-f@%&ing"

 

[derelict]

Oscar Michigan?

Roffles.

 

[Quantom Quak]

Quantum Sack

 

[johnnnny guitar]

Adda Bondi

forgot what the street name was cause I was 2 when I left

 

[Treaos Serrare]

Rocket Jhonson

 

[Perja]

Cassie Oakwood

 

[x-machina]

Well my actual real last name is "Friske" pronounced "Friskey" but I probably don't want my real name in a porno sooooooo

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