What's your pornstar name?

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William MacKay

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Oliver Ochil. Oliver was my old cat, and the Ochils are a range of hills i live near... could use that angle... sounds more like a character from some shitty Skins ripoff.
 

CatsAttackAgain

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I had a goldfish called Golden Nuggets, so that makes me Albert Nuggets, or Albert O' Reilly for my mom's maiden name. Nuggets FTW!!!
 

Nulmas

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Juca Primeiro de Maio

I don't even know what exactly would that name be good for :S

(In english it would be Juca First of May)
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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Mine would be Dash Springwell, sounds more like a detective show than a porn star to me though.

Though not as bad as my brother's, his first pet was a rabbit named Floppy :D
 

Tib088

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The sperminator.

My dad called himself this after he told me and my sister that our step-mother was pregnant :/
 

GonzoGamer

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CHIMP MAGNET said:
So. The idea here is to take your first pets name (For example mine was Guinness)
Followed by the first street you ever lived on (For example mine was Holmesdale road)
The order there in isn't important. Just do whatever sounds best!

This may not work with some american readers. What with the roads just having numbers or whatever. If your first street name is rubbish then try the first town or neighborhood you lived in or something.

Let's see it in action
Hi.
you know you really shouldn't play this game online.

It?s fine when you play it with friends at a small party but the game was originally designed as a method to get info about peoples bank/credit accounts.
First pet?s name and street you grew up on are usually security questions for online accounts.

Yea a fun game but dangerous for your credit. Please don?t play it.
 

Saulkar

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My name would be Kovak Avenue.

My first pet was and still is a nearly 11 year old cat named Kovak. The rest of the name is self explanatory.
 

Kitteh

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Tiger: 1st cat i ever had, and still have him from 98 to this day
Cottonwood: I took off the grove part at the end because i wanted to end with wood haha
Yeah, I think I can work with Tiger Cottonwood