What's your pornstar name?

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Brandy Sportplatz. Sportplatz is german for "soccer field". Not particulary sexy...

 

[captaincabbage]

Either Count Cockula, or my personal favorite Trevor Trousersnake.

 

[l0rD ChUcKl3s]

Jasper Coldingham

 

[Arduras]

Princey Sapphire.

Sounds both sexy and extremely gay at the same time... damn the Sapphire part!

 

[electric_warrior]

Maple Willow

Wow, that sucks. I sound like a Canadian hippy

 

[ThongBonerstorm]

I think my current name speaks for itself.

 

[kouriichi]

My name is Bear.... Bear Buckhorn.

"Ive come to defrag your hard drive.
You dont own a computer? ;D who said i was talking about one?"

Honestly, ive always wanted to be a pornstar. Ive never had the body for it though.

Not that im fat, i just dont look good when nude.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Barney Carlton.

That works eerily well...

 

[carpathic]

Jasper Burnett

or perhaps Jasper Wellington

Either works pretty well.

Now, who ordered a Pizza with extra sausage?

 

[HowardHoward]

Amber Chestnut

That's actually pretty good, unfortunately im male :S

 

[some1stolemyusername]

Lucy Booyong

i guess it must be transgender pron...

 

[rdaleric]

Botham Ash

 

[Drago-Morph]

Buddha Lincoln.

Works for me.

 

[Brandon237]

I am... Bruno Pendoring.
The Bruno bit works, just cleaning the pool is all...

 

[Elfgore]

Rudy Thackary

 

[Sodoff]

Bender. The Bending Bender.. I bend butts!


The embarrasing part is.. That is actually my last name.

 

[Sodoff]

Brandy Sportplatz. Sportplatz is german for "soccer field". Not particulary sexy...

isen't it more like sports square? Or a place for sports? A football field would be

"Fussball platz?" ?