I am Captain Cholesterol! Champion of delicious yet horribly unhealthy foods, enemy of all that is healthy and organic!
Whats your super hero name?
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Captain Bland. My power is to be so bland that the bad guys don't even notice me when I walk straight up to them and punch them in the face.
I'm THE BATHROBE, and with my MAGIC BATHROBE I fight the evil BUSINESS SUIT from my subterranean lair, THE BATHROOM. I'm ACTUALLY PRETTY STRONG and SURPRISINGLY FAST, REALLY; and should the need arise, I need only part my robe and look at a man to MELT HIS BRAIN OUT OF HIS SKULL. And, to cap it all off, as long as I REGULARLY TAKE MY INSULIN, I gain the power to KEEP LIVING
"Captain Cries Like a Catholic Schoolgirl and Wets Himself a Little"
Let me explain this one. Once, a bat flew into my room, like in Batman's origin story.
The thing is, I was playing Silent Hill at the time, and instead of giving me something to use against cowardly and superstitious criminals, I ended up screaming like a woman (dark room, first time in the nightmare hospital, and on three days of sleep deprivation).
When recounting this tale to my friends, they made me a superhero. Specifically, this one.
Let me explain this one. Once, a bat flew into my room, like in Batman's origin story.
The thing is, I was playing Silent Hill at the time, and instead of giving me something to use against cowardly and superstitious criminals, I ended up screaming like a woman (dark room, first time in the nightmare hospital, and on three days of sleep deprivation).
When recounting this tale to my friends, they made me a superhero. Specifically, this one.
Humidi-Man! With the power to create unbearable humidity! Together with his young ward Damp Lad, the Mildew Wonder, criminals will turn around and go home when they realize it's too humid outside to do much of anything!
Xx-poo-in-pants61691xX-Man! I roam the streets at night, bravely hunting down petty criminals and thugs. When my pray is in my sights, I mercilessly taunt them with my words of power, such as "gayfagg", "fuken n00b", and "godam laggin haxxors" until they are reduced to a quivering mass of sadness and despair!
"Captain Misanthrope"
Everyone is guilty of something as long as they are human, and im here to clean house. Muahahaha!
Special Powers? Err, I've always envisioned myself as one of those "low key" super heroes like Rorschach or The Punisher.
Everyone is guilty of something as long as they are human, and im here to clean house. Muahahaha!
Special Powers? Err, I've always envisioned myself as one of those "low key" super heroes like Rorschach or The Punisher.
I would be Ricktore. I would be able to control earth, super strength and walk, not run, over or through anyone or anything. I would be like a tectonic plate.
I am Captain Promiscuous, and I advise you to hide your mothers, daughters, wives, and girlfriends, because if they're eighteen or older and attractive, the heat is on.
