What's your verbal crutch?

[Xpwn3ntial]

I exhale when under stress and say "ne?" instead of "right?" I don't even know what "ne" means.

 

[rokkolpo]

I use "zeg maar" a lot (in Dutch).

This.

This is a national fucking epidemic.

Yep Dutch and guilty as charged. zeg maar

 

[ZlagarX]

Always when I respond to a question I start by saying "va" Swedish for "what?", and I say this even if I heard perfectly well what the person was asking me.

I go 'umm' when I'm nervous

And I twitch anytime I hear that god-awful Swedish accent

What is so bad about Swedish accent?

 

[DanDeFool]

When somebody says something that I don't necessarily agree with, I tend to use a "Maybe should/will." response, said slowly and drawn out as though I were responding to somebody who asked me "If you love so much, why don't you marry it?".

Example:

Person: Hey, your hair is dirty. You should take a shower.

Me: Maaabye I will...

 

[JanatUrlich]

I'm one of many teenagers that say "like" too much D=

 

[Silk_Sk]

I exhale when under stress and say "ne?" instead of "right?" I don't even know what "ne" means.

It means you are a closet weeaboo.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I exhale when under stress and say "ne?" instead of "right?" I don't even know what "ne" means.

It means you are a closet weeaboo.

A what?

 

[Kavachi]

I use "zeg maar" a lot (in Dutch).

This.

This is a national fucking epidemic.

Yep Dutch and guilty as charged. zeg maar

My friend does that 2, I really, really hate it.

I have the habit of saying lol instead of laughing -.- does that count? Goddamn internetz

 

[Rock4ever]

Oh, "parasite words"... I use something like "well... you know... shit, you know, what I'm talking about..." If I lose the line of conversation. And in this moment, iside my skull is absolute silence... So, even in the end of this "well... you know..." I can't remember, what I wanted to say. It seems, I'm not a conversationalist.
My friends sometimes use "sort of", "kind of" and "in short" without the end.

 

[Dorian]

Mine is awkwardly long silences.

If I don't use them, then I end up blurting out mal-formed sentences and mispronounce words horribly.

But if you're talking about a word, methinks it'd be 'uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm'.

 

[Lullabye]

I exhale when under stress and say "ne?" instead of "right?" I don't even know what "ne" means.

read enders game, it doesn't sound as bad as you think. It actually makes sense, I use it alot.

Mine is, I shit you not, "eat you". I manage to work that phrase in to most any conversation. I don't even know why I use it so much, or where I picked it up.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

"Uh", "you know" and "seriously".
I, uh... I say those a lot. I just can't help it, you know?
Seriously.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I exhale when under stress and say "ne?" instead of "right?" I don't even know what "ne" means.

read enders game, it doesn't sound as bad as you think. It actually makes sense, I use it alot.

Mine is, I shit you not, "eat you". I manage to work that phrase in to most any conversation. I don't even know why I use it so much, or where I picked it up.

Read it already. That explains things... gonna have to read that again.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I had a bad habbit of ending sentences with the phrase "or something."

 

[Distorted Stu]

"Its like *insert metaphor here*"
I do this all the time because i often feel like i didnt describe something properly and i have to us an example to clear it up.

 

[Jedamethis]

I say 'right' 'you know' 'okay?' all the time, but always in a foreign accent...

I also say 'What?' wheneve somebody asks me something, even if I heard them perfectly well, so it's:

"Can you tell me what the capital of North Korea is?"
"What? Pyongyang."

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I really can't think of one. Generally these things get pointed out to you but I haven't been told I say anything a lot, by anyone. I guess I just don't have one? Weird.