What's your warning label?

[C_sector]

Warning! May Induce Vomiting and Schizophrenia

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

WARNING:May cause explosion if near to ignorance and/or Gorden Brown

 

[Joey245]

WARNING: THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO HAS ASPERGERS SYNDROME. APPROACH WITH AN OPEN MIND.

Yes, I actually do have Aspergers Syndrome. It explains about 90% of what I do.

What's it like? I'm supposed to have it, but I have no idea what it does...

OT:
Warning: This person might make extremely unfunny and un-asked for jokes about suicide, to complement his already lame username.

It's a neurological disorder. It means that parts of ones brain are not wired correctly.

It's sort of a cross between having autism and being "normal" (i.e. not autism). One has traits of Autism, but also traits of "normal" people.

Let's just say it gives you a different perspective of the world around you.

OT: Warning: Prone to losing train of thou-OOH, SHINY!

Or, even better,

Warning: Car is armed with a nuclear bomb. Crash or touch it at your own risk!

 

[Joey245]

Warning: Forms opinions on social norms on a 'by situation' basis
OR
Warning: Excellent Hugger; any sexually implicit touching is not intended in a sexual way

See how I said sexually implicit? I mean that I won't grab your junk but I may run my fingers through your hair or hug you in a very comfortable (though socially awkward) way.

The two are related. Basically I think that some forms of touching (like hugs) shouldn't be associated so strongly with sex or love, they can be used in non-sexual ways as a form of social interaction, just like waving or talking.

That's how I am too. I hug my lady friends quite frequently, like a greeting or a way of saying goodbye. Not so much guy friends, though.

 

[Pyotr Romanov]

It's a neurological disorder. It means that parts of ones brain are not wired correctly.
It's sort of a cross between having autism and being "normal" (i.e. not autism). One has traits of Autism, but also traits of "normal" people.

Yeah, I knew it was a neurological disorder, they told me that much. It's just that people never seem to notice that I'm "different". So I just wonder, if it's that small, then why even tell me about it? I could've gotten self-esteem problems for nothing.

Let's just say it gives you a different perspective of the world around you.

Yeah, I suppose that's still the best way to look at it.

 

[Mordreich]

Keep Clear! Lethal radiation levels detected within the vicinity.

 

[terribleyetfun]

Warning: Is trained to kill on activation, unless sedated or given money/free food or drinks

 

[GrinningManiac]

Warning, prone to intense hypocrisy when arguments pass debate-date

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

i gots a better one now!

WARNING! Do not feed the Chogg. P.S. Mind the coat. That is all.

or

CAUTION! Keep facial moles away from subject, exposure may result in slapping and unintentional bruising

 

[thegamermn]

Warning. Exposure to this organism may result in near-learning-the-secrets-of-the-universe level in sanity
Or:MAY CONTAIN MOOSE
Or possibly just WARNING:HIGHLY UNSTABLE

 

[subject_87]

Warning: Exposure to this person may result in experiencing non-sequiturs and bizarre trivia. For instance, chocolate chip cookies have more energy per mass than dynamite. Hey, we warned you.

 

[Glamorgan]

Warning: Complete loner

 

[Dr.Susse]

WARNING: Dr.susse may contain puns please do NOT Give him a chance to rhyme or pun if possible.
If Punning persists call the National Guard.

 

[Glamorgan]

WARNING: Dr.susse may contain puns please do NOT Give him a chance to rhyme or pun if possible.
If Punning persists call the National Guard.

Eg, I found out Basketball Is the messiest sport. On account of all that dribbling.?

Nah, that's just hilarious. In a terrible way, of course.

 

[BoosterGold]

Warning: BooterGold loves refrences you might not get, and is probably insanse. Do not have prolonged exposure to BoosterGold.

 

[Dr.Susse]

WARNING: Dr.susse may contain puns please do NOT Give him a chance to rhyme or pun if possible.
If Punning persists call the National Guard.

Eg, I found out Basketball Is the messiest sport. On account of all that dribbling.?

Nah, that's just hilarious. In a terrible way, of course.

Ah I love my daily twitter puns.
Ot: Warning: You may get quoted

 

[Glamorgan]

WARNING: Dr.susse may contain puns please do NOT Give him a chance to rhyme or pun if possible.
If Punning persists call the National Guard.

Eg, I found out Basketball Is the messiest sport. On account of all that dribbling.?

Nah, that's just hilarious. In a terrible way, of course.

Ah I love my daily twitter puns.

They are pretty amazing.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

WARNING: Does Caramelldansen allot.
Oh, here he goes again!

 

[Glamorgan]

WARNING: Does Caramelldansen allot.
Oh, here he goes again!

You really need to fix up that avatar. I could do it for you, if you are really stuck.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

WARNING: Does Caramelldansen allot.
Oh, here he goes again!

You really need to fix up that avatar. I could do it for you, if you are really stuck.

Yes please :3