WARNING: Lazy as fuck, and will judge you as an imbecile, but will rip your balls off if you ask him for money.
I hate being asked for money if you can't tell.
I hate being asked for money if you can't tell.
What's your warning label?
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Warning: has no time for banal people who like to talk about how "strange/kooky/random/insane" they believe themselves to be.
I can almost guarantee that the more somebody brays on about just how "crazy and stuff" they are, the more boring and predictable they will inevitably be.
I can almost guarantee that the more somebody brays on about just how "crazy and stuff" they are, the more boring and predictable they will inevitably be.
Mine would read like a perscription warning notice-
-Please take Johan in small amounts or as perscribed,otherwise insanity and depression may ensue
-Do not expose Johan to sunlight or any artificial UV light sources (he may die and shrival up)
-Do not mix Johan with incompatible individuals (contact your doctor if you have other bitchy or moody friends for this may cause serious side effects)
-May cause high blood pressure
-Please take Johan in small amounts or as perscribed,otherwise insanity and depression may ensue
-Do not expose Johan to sunlight or any artificial UV light sources (he may die and shrival up)
-Do not mix Johan with incompatible individuals (contact your doctor if you have other bitchy or moody friends for this may cause serious side effects)
-May cause high blood pressure
Warning: Fuck off!
I think that more or less puts everything I want to say in one neat little line.
This message is not aimed at any poster or any identifiable person or image. It also isn't a clever ruse to troll people or start a flamewar. I am merely stating my own version of the hilarious "warning" label.
WARNING: Contact will make you a geek. Side effects include: Comic book love, super hero movie love, and fantasy novel obsession.
I'm a comic book geek. You have been warned.
I'm a comic book geek. You have been warned.
WARNING: Approaching will put you at HIGH risk of being exposed to quotes, bad jokes, depressing comments and general insanity.
Pretty much the entire descripion of me. I'm a quoting, bad-joking, depressing comment making, genral insanty inducing machine.
Pretty much the entire descripion of me. I'm a quoting, bad-joking, depressing comment making, genral insanty inducing machine.
[HEADING=1]Warning!:[/HEADING] Contents change drastically and randomly when exposed to various stimuli. Proceed with extreme caution and prepare for unexpected results. Results may include (but not limited to): conflagrant, explosive anger; uncanny happiness; potent awesomeness; cheesy, random humor; psychotic rampage; spouts of creativity; spontaneous sandwich making; downright creepiness; etc.
May ask for food.
May ask for food.
