What's your warning label?

[RaeveSpam]

Warning: Voids Warranties

 

[crudus]

Warning: If I think your question is stupid, I will light you on fire.
Warning: Do not ingest.
Warning: Do not throw at spouse.
Warning: May contain nuts.

I'd get banned if i put it down.

send it to me in a message.

 

[garlicncow]

Warning: Rage filled.

 

[Ildecia]

caution. insanity ahead

 

[Zero47]

Warning: has not showered in 4 days.

....I'll get the hosepipe.

Just for the record, I may not have been entirely serious. Nope, I wasn't, really.

 

[The Bum]

WARNING DO NOT EXPOSE TO ANYTHING THAT CAN BE MISSUSED IN ANY WAY
WARNING DO NOT TOUCH THE HOOCH
WARNING IS QUITE A CHARACTER

 

[cheese_wizington]

Warning: You might step in dog shit if you walk by me.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning: has not showered in 4 days.

....I'll get the hosepipe.

Just for the record, I may not have been entirely serious. Nope, I wasn't, really.

Well..alright then. But only if you aren't only saying that because of the threat of ice cold water.

WARING DO NOT EXPOSE TO ANYTHING THAT CAN BE MISSUSED IN ANY WAY

But you're on a computer that can be misused, possibly even in a room of other objects.

OH SHI- Run for the hills!

 

[The Bum]

Warning: has not showered in 4 days.

....I'll get the hosepipe.

Just for the record, I may not have been entirely serious. Nope, I wasn't, really.

Well..alright then. But only if you aren't only saying that because of the threat of ice cold water.

WARING DO NOT EXPOSE TO ANYTHING THAT CAN BE MISSUSED IN ANY WAY

But you're on a computer that can be misused, possibly even in a room of other objects.

OH SHI- Run for the hills!

Never fear the Hooch acts as a stabilizer

 

[Martster]

RATED EC10 Condemed

 

[fearofthemind]

Warning: Might start spontaneously sing "Rock Lobster"

 

[Madshaw]

WARNING IRRITANT

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Spoiler: this was fun.

Warning: Not suitable for children under 17. May contain small parts. Contains soy and other allergens. Wash gently in warm water and drip-dry. If found, contact Shane P____ and give the code word 'James Spader' to avoid explosion. May cause diabetic shock due to high sugar content. Forget the dog, beware the owner. Are you still reading this? Get a life. The cake is a lie. Do not shake, jostle, or tickle. Does not contain any artificial ingredients. Highly flammable. May require knowledge of video game and anime trivia to operate.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Warning! Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals!

I...I...what? How..I mean..what is this I don't even..

Please elaborate on these circumstances.

Never heard of the good ol' fashion chainsaw warning label?

 

[crazypsyko666]

Warning: Contains neither soap nor pepper.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

WARNING!
Impenetrable acccent.

 

[KOuellete]

Warning: Causes confusion. Enjoys derailing simple comments. Do not provoke.

 

[Coalhada]

Warning: Does not care for your opinion and will be extremely rude, possibly violent, if annoyed.

 

[MetaKnight19]

WARNING! May be high on energy drinks

Seriously, at the moment I've bouncing more than Zebedee in a trampoline factory.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Warning! Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals!

I...I...what? How..I mean..what is this I don't even..

Please elaborate on these circumstances.

Never heard of the good ol' fashion chainsaw warning label?

I have never read that on a chainsaw before, evidently ours is boring. Or intended for people who like their genitalia too much to attempt such a feat.