What's your warning label?

[CarlsonAndPeeters]

Caution: Do not provoke. Ranting may occur.

 

[Tirin]

It'd be on my ass, and read...

Warning: Exit only!

 

[Kukakkau]

WARNING HARMFUL TO CHILDREN

Not in pedophilic way just I looked at a kid yesterday and he burst into tears in the restaurant

 

[RickyLill]

Warning: This way up, may contain nuts and is not machine washable?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Warning: Currently depressed. Do not engage in conversation unless you wish to hear lengthy disjointed monologues on the nature of said mental illness.

 

[ddon]

Warning: will attack idiots with insane murdering intent.
I'm watching them.

 

[mento 2425]

keep out of direct sunlight
if given a question will not give answers that extend 0.537 seconds even if answer is known

 

[walhallafive]

Warning: Mental ambush ahead.

No shirt, no shoes ... no problem.

 

[War Penguin]

WARNING: The stunts you are about to see is done by a complete idiot. If you perform the same stunts, you are instantly cool. Viewer discretion is advised. Do not use idiot as a flotation device. Anything you say or do will be held against you in court, so do as much as you can to make yourself look like a badass psycho as possible. Get idiot a sandwich... NOW!!!

... I have no idea what possessed me to say such things but here they are.

 

[Carlston]

Above crotch.

In case of emergency. Pull Handle.

 

[senorcromas]

WARNING: Prepare for several awkward converations.

I... kinda suck at the whole "talking" thing.

 

[Asturiel]

Warning: Being close to this person has a high chance for being hurt in multiple fashions. Polite conversation is tolerated, nothing long term. Handle with care.

 

[GebGuy]

Mine would be pretty simple and common: Warning: Does not play well with others.

Does not play well with others was written on my year 3 report card under "other comments".

 

[TehRandom1]

Lucky I have access to Cautionary Advice Labels:
I had 'CAUTION: NOT TO BE TAKEN', 'Expires on: XX/XX/75', 'Limit alcohol consumption' and 'student preparation- not to be taken' stickers on me.

Only if I had them on a name tag

 

[Lineoutt]

Warning: Do not say Shenanigans.

oh old Plurrables and his shenanigans

Warning: Do not puncture or incinerate. Store between 50 and 75˚F

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Caution: TheGreatCoolEnergy may be insane. Handle with care.

 

[Hashime]

WARNING: Too Smart, arrogant, clever, logical, soulless for own good! Approach with cookies!