What's YOUR zombie escape plan?

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Ambarato

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If it happens in the future hopefully I might of bought a replica of Sephiroth's Masamune sword. I'd hide on the roof, sharpen it somehow and go chop zombie heads. It'd probably be about 68 inches. That's like 2 inch off my height!

But for now i'd mostly be screwed. Maybe move my (fairly big) wardrobe over my door and climb out the window, onto the kitchen roof and run. The main road isn't that far off so i'd try and find an empty car I could use. I'd go and pick up a few people I know (assuming they are alive) and maybe grab a fire engine. The axes would be useful and water for spraying away zombies.
 

ShadeOfRed

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Y'see, a while ago, I wished something. Not tellin' you what it is, but all I can say is that if zombies raided my house, Choreographed Dance Number.
 

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Monopoly, a quote would have been useful there, just sounds like you were wondering round a mall and typed what you thought! ;)
Wrong, I don't go to malls. Plus, I thought that it was relevent seeing as it has instructions for a zombie attack.
 

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I have a chainsaw in my shed, and a .357 Magnum and several boxes of ammo and 2 speed-loaders in the closet. In addition to the array of knives and blunt objects that are present in any home :)
 

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I luckily have a fool proof plan! First off, the only way zombies will walk the earth is if there is no ore room in hell, so, at the rate the human race is going, i figure we have about 9 or 10 years. First off, I buy 2 hummers and 2 years worth of gas (might as well buy it now to since gas prices arent getting much lower) next, I I disassemble one of the hummers and put all the peices onto the other one (twice as much gas mileage, twice the amount of armor, and enough extra wheels to last a while) then I buy 3 AK-47s, one RPG, 2 SMGs, a shotgun, a chainsaw, and a shit load of grenades, molotovs, and enough ammo to last a long time. Then finally when the zombies start to come, I drive up to Alaska since it's so cold there and zombies don't have any body heat, therefore, they freeze and die (again) And I'm rich and already have the hummers and a few of the weapons, so I'll be safe. And also, I would bring some slut up with me so I could repopulate the earth
 

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See this is why I play Zombie Panic: Source

Zombies don't stand a chance against the wrath that is my meat tenderizing mallet!
In a pinch, I could always raid the local gun shop for a shotgun or something.

If theres Fast Zombies, i'm just gonna find the nearest spacecraft and go to some other planet without zombies on it.
 

Shivari

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Abako post=18.68064.623197 said:
Shivari post=18.68064.621650 said:
See I have a plan similar to that because it involves a wal-mart and a Gander Mountain right next to each other. For anyone who doesnt know, Gander Mountain is everything under the sun for outdoors stuff and they have enough guns of all types in there to supply a militia. Basically while guns arent that hard to aim (at least for me, a practiced shooter) you could assume your average person can at least point a gun towards a zombie. So this is where the beasuty of shotguns would make for great zombie killing weapons as anyone can shoot one pretty much. Also at gander mountain they have a caged, tracked vehicle that looks like, and pretty much is a small tank. Its also amphibious. 2-3 of those would be the main method for moving people as the protected cab can hold 3 people and the back could hold up to 10, and or any combination of men and supplies.

Now once the group is armed and in the tracked vehicles, we would also make the trek to every home depot and Lowes in the area and go back and forth bringing in all of the gardening equipment available. Also an empty vehicle would always go both ways to pick up more survivors. Once the group grows large enough it is imparitive that you send a team to secure and hold the local water tower. Once there you shut off the water and save it (sucks for other survivors but this is about survival). The trick to all of this would be the intellect of the zombies. If they are the stupid kind, that is best, because speed doesnt matter if they are stupid. A group would also go and secure gas stations around the area. Then you could start moving convoys to and from the water tower and each of the gas stations to keep everything well supplied with water and gasoline. Then you would have to start expanding.

I would begin this process with creating an armed perimiter around the wal-mart and begin constructing a strong outer wall made of metal and wood brought in from Home Depot and Lowes. If you can make a strong wall then the area around the store will be like the inside of a castle and you can keep supplies and people inside of there. You then slowly construct walled in passages that run to each of your major outposts (the water tower and gas stations) and wall them off as well. This will keep zombies out because they are too stupid. You can then freely move from your major supply areas inside the walls. Then it becomes a Bio Dome like situation where you keep expanding by building more and more walled in areas, some for field, some for living quarters, etc. A system for collecting and purifying rain water would also be needed soon after because the water in the tower will not last forever. Then you can start doing things like getting pipes layed from the tower to make running water in your civilization as well as getting the pump station to the tower working. Also early on it would have been a good idea to send a team to the nearest hospital and bring in all the medical supplies you can, as well as any doctors.

From there it is all a matter of expansion. As you move out you can take over more and more places such as factories. All the equipment should still work so its a matter of getting the materials they need and you could probably with enough time start producing things. Other things such as capturing and demestocating animals would be priority as well.
The problem with shotguns is ammo concerns (especially in as large of a scale of plan as your's) and the fact that since you use them at close range it's hard to argue for them over just destroying their brain with a blunt object. I guess some pistols would be ok if you're s sharpshooter and the zombies are at a distance, but other than that guns will surely lead to more casualties if inexperienced people (the majority, including me) only have them as defence. They're more of a secondary weapon in this situation, not what you should rely on.

As for you're aggresive expansion you've got going on, it's highly unlikely that could happen. I don't care how many gas stations you secure, chance are they were mostly sapped dry from the people that decided to flee in cars. You can get some gas, but not enough for your "convoys."

And how do you plan to build these walls? You won't have enough supplies to encompass your whole area and there will be zombies EVERYWHERE. They won't stand idly watching you build a wall, they'll eat you. For me I'll just use the supplies from Home Depot to blockade all of the doors except one, which will have a cover that can come off if we need to get out. We'll have people take turns guarding it, and their reward for the day will be an extra ration of food. And that whole bridge thing was just for kicks. It's pretty much impossible (they're on opposite sides of the street) unless we had unlimited resources, which we won't.

There are also far to many people in your scenario. You won't be able to feed all of them. To hold all of these places down you'd need (assuming you have this Walmart/whateverplace, the water tower, and maybe 5 gas stations) upwards of a hundred people. You can't feed all of them especially considering it probably won't be the time of year to plant yet and you'll be living on canned food, which will be heavily rationed even with a small amount of people. I said 20 people but that's probably to much even. At 15 people if someone came to the door I'd turn away unless they had something valuable to offer our group.

Your problem is that you have this at too large of a scale. You don't have unlimited resources, and can't risk doing half the stuff you suggest. You can't do that much, and people won't listen to you. No one's going to continue going outside like that, it's far too dangerous as there will be thousands of zombies hanging around at that point. My plan involves getting everything within a day or two and then packing shit in. You seem to feel like you can rebuild civilization like that, but chances are your lifetime will be spent in a small Walmart growing crops, eating rations, and reading books, but that's you only choice.

In short, you plan will fail big time.

You did mention something I forgot though, catching rain water and the like, as the water in containers we fill won't last forever. Also purifying urine (yes, I know, get over it) will be needed as well. It's the same as purifying salt water, with the whatever fluid at the bottom with a cup in the middle and a bag on top. The urine will evaporate and the water will hit the bad and fall towards the lowest part in the center, where it will fall in the cup. The water in the cup is clean. (Thank you Bear Grylles!)
 

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Shivari post=18.68064.621650 said:
Keep in mind that guns are hard to aim in real life, especially in a situation like this, so they're essentially worthless. On the way back we would stop at places that have some weapons that don't require ammo or anything, mainly blunt objects (bats, shovels, and the like) and check the sword shop that's here (it mainly sells replicas, but on the chance that they have authentic swords it's worth a check.)
Not to be mean but I know how to operate and fire guns. Sure some people get used to it alot faster then others but guns are important. At closer range it's hard to miss. But you are right. If you don't have firearm training before hand it is hard to hit a target farther away. But risking getting close to a zombie is a horrible idea. If they grab you you have less then 3 seconds to grab the throat to stop them from chow down. Btw the way the best melee weapon agaist a zombie is the crobar. Rather light but durable it can break a skull easy and it has many other tool uses.
 

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Shivari post=18.68064.624949 said:
You did mention something I forgot though, catching rain water and the like, as the water in containers we fill won't last forever. Also purifying urine (yes, I know, get over it) will be needed as well. It's the same as purifying salt water, with the whatever fluid at the bottom with a cup in the middle and a bag on top. The urine will evaporate and the water will hit the bad and fall towards the lowest part in the center, where it will fall in the cup. The water in the cup is clean. (Thank you Bear Grylles!)
that just sounds so... disgusting? but, then my country has had a prime minister who drank urine for its "therapeutic values"... he went on to live to the ripe old age of 99. so who knows?
and if i had to drink water purified from urine, i'd at least get it distilled.... much cleaner imo.
also, who's bear grylles? some survival expert or something?
 

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People here in the escapist sure love their zombies. Or mabie you're all more aware of the obviously coming zombiecalypse.

Anyway, if we're dealing with normal zombies I'd mostly walk, probably run, and beat them over the head with an axe(yes, I there's one in my place) and try to find some high ground to think of my next plan.

If we're dealing with them fast zombies(or as you call them: The Infected), I'm pretty much screwed 'cuz they gang up on you real fast. But if I can somehow make it somewhere safe, I'd ration my food and wait for them to starve to death, and if there's no food, I'd axe myself to death. Yeah...

Oh, and by the way varulfic, if you DO try to steal your neighbor's handi-car, you'd have a hard time driving it because as far as I know, they're especially accustomed for the handicapped(even more for those in wheel chairs), so you'd in a way, be handicapped in that car 'cuz you're not really handicapped. You should probably settle for stealing from another neighbour. Just a thought.
 

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My plan is straightforward, although i ahve yet to work out the fine details. I figure when the Zombpocalypse does arrive (and i assure you, it will) ill just wing it.
I have a folded carbon-steel katana in my room, ideal for decapitating the undead. Id also grab my oak bokken (wooden katana) for bludgeoning. Armed with those two, id hop in my car, and ram my way through the shambling hordes of zombies along my high street to the gunshop in town. There, i'd grab a few 12-guage shotguns (for that retro feel), a couple of .22 rifles (ass they are great for more accurate, long range fire), and they also have a crossbow, so id take that too.
Then its off to my friend Sam's house. He has a cellar below his house with a very heavy door, lots of food and water and its well ventilated.
Most of my other friends all have similar plans, with the rendezvous for the survivors being sam's house.
Having said that, there is a TA base not far from where I live. Although a couple of SA80 assault rifle would be appreciated, it may not be worth the risk.
 

Scarletmarine

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Let me clear up all miss conceptions, feel free to argue with me or support me. Depending if your on the run, attacking or defending it makes a hugh difference. First melee, you bring this every where with you so it must be semi-light(knivies, hammers, bats, etc..) but it must be durable(metals, heavy woods) and it must be able to destroy a skull and have good range. I recommend the crobar or a 8 inch hunting blade. Also a secondary gun(pistol) would be wise to carry. Remember you don't want to attract alot of attension to yourselves. Silencers should always be attached. 9mm bullet will do the job. depending on where you live M9's and USP's should be fine.

If you plan on defending then here are some good tips: GET THE F**k OUT OF A CITY! this places will have the most zombies. find a nice rural area.
Farms are idea for long term. You can grow crops and rasie a wall with supples like trees. Plan on having a group of 20-30 people. You want enough help to build and maintan but small enough to feed without running out of supplies. Finding nice m60 heavy machine guns to use are turrets are good incase of large invasion.

That's really my plan. But it's alittle longer. Like I would equip MP5 silenced set to single shot. And shotguns are a horrible weapon choice. They are loud, take to long to reload, and require very close range to kill.

P.s- The hardest part of a Zombie Outbreak is Surviving the first 24 hours.
Imange this. News Flash: Zombies Outbreak. Almost every citizen(normal) will make a break for there car and try to leave the city. That's the first mistake. The streets are crowded with cars and people will then either stay in the car or get out on foot without a weapon. Bye bye jackasses. Zombies have the same senses as humans but they use all 5(maybe a 6). The semi-smart people will try to go to Gun Shops, Malls, Food stores, Hardware stores. So your pretty much fucked if that was your plan. You have to have everything you need before an outbreak. Food, Water, Weapons, Motorcycle(if it must get out fast then you can dodge cars on the street), etc...

Before hand buy some land out of town like 2 hours and near a water soruce(islands are best). Build a House there, made out of cement and metals. Then build a large fence surrounding the area. Large enough to get to the water, plant crops, etc..
You can do bit by bit each month when you get paid.
Prepare before hand
 

wahi

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won't guns(at least pistols) would be useless against zombies, they won't die unless their bodies get destroyed or if their heads are severed. they would only be only be slowed and pissed by the bullets in their bodies.
i think improvised flamethrowers/molotov cocktails would be our safest bet. only downside being finding lots of fuel and bottles, or blowing yourself up.
 

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I've already got one set up. Head for Alaska. The Low temperature wont destroy them, but basic Zombie phisiology cannot handle the extreme cold. They would actually freeze solid.

Getting to Alaska however, is the hard part.
 

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wahi said:
i think improvised flamethrowers/molotov cocktails would be our safest bet.
zombies don't feel pain. so when they're on fire, they don't stop moving. lighting them up only creates a shambling fire wall of zombies that ignites everything it touches, kiss your building and the neighborhood and yourself goodbye.
 

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Woo! I'm set! :D

5th floor, you have to go up stairs to get into our house
On a steep hill
2 swords
various blunt weapons
kitchen full of knives
3 friges full of food
A whole room full of alcohol
Nearby:
2 (known) marine bases. That's British marines, not U.S. ones. (I think there's a difference in the ranking system or something.
2 RAF bases
1 airport
1 Naval base
Actually everywhere in the UK could help everywhere else we're so squished up, on top of that
the UK is an island! So if any other part of the world is infected we're ok!
 

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Luckily for me I have a U.S Military Dependant card which means I can get into the military base close by without relying on anyone else. Cars are easy enough to get and I have self-defense training so get to my room grab my clothes and my parents car keys and make way for that army base. Once I get there the base has an airfield with planes on choppers (coast guard still uses the base) and plenty of weapons, food, drink, and ammo, I also have basic firearms training from my father and can learn pretty damn quick. Even though this is outside the parameters set (Military and cops are not organized) With the level of technology all our country's exhibit I think they could rebound pretty quickly (battery operated satellite phones, contingency plans for enemy invasions on home soil, etc.) so soon enough the major world armies start fighting back and moving civilians to safe, secure areas. So yea my plan get to the army base and do what the hell they say until the coast guard and air force get us the hell out of there.
Oh almost forgot even if the government is destroyed the military can operate as a stand alone agency because it all just moves down the chain of command until you find someone alive.
 

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wahi post=18.68064.625036 said:
Shivari post=18.68064.624949 said:
You did mention something I forgot though, catching rain water and the like, as the water in containers we fill won't last forever. Also purifying urine (yes, I know, get over it) will be needed as well. It's the same as purifying salt water, with the whatever fluid at the bottom with a cup in the middle and a bag on top. The urine will evaporate and the water will hit the bad and fall towards the lowest part in the center, where it will fall in the cup. The water in the cup is clean. (Thank you Bear Grylls!)
that just sounds so... disgusting? but, then my country has had a prime minister who drank urine for its "therapeutic values"... he went on to live to the ripe old age of 99. so who knows?
and if i had to drink water purified from urine, i'd at least get it distilled.... much cleaner imo.
also, who's bear grylls? some survival expert or something?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls

Yes, he's a survival expert, with a show on the Discovery channel.

About the gun situation, if you know how to work a gun, then go ahead and use them, but for someone who's never held a gun before it's not going to help much. And I disagree that a crowbar would be best, it's a little to short if your main reason for using guns is to not be close to the zombies. A shovel is the best, it's long and can destroy the brain pretty easily.
 

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AlphaWolf13 post=18.68064.622826 said:
And if that doesn't work...
Call in the wolfpack for some food!!!
Hell YEA!

Molten Discharge post=18.68064.623483 said:
1) Wooden nunchaku with 7 years worth of training of how to use them
2) ???
3) Profit
I also think that this plan is flawless.
 

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Shivari post=18.68064.625297 said:
About the gun situation, if you know how to work a gun, then go ahead and use them, but for someone who's never held a gun before it's not going to help much. And I disagree that a crowbar would be best, it's a little to short if your main reason for using guns is to not be close to the zombies. A shovel is the best, it's long and can destroy the brain pretty easily.
A shovel or a rake is probably the best, but its also heavier, meaning successive blows would be weaker and weaker, plus they won't come as fast as with a crowbar, so while if one encounters a small number of zombies, a shovel would be good to have, but if its a crowd, you'd need something that you can swing for a long long time. since the objective here is to just survive, staggering them would be sufficient, i think.