whats YOUR zombie plan?

[zombie711]

I am going to go to Cannada with guns and hide out till a cure is found. I will rent a a plane(because zombies can't fly) just to get away from the traffic

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I am going to go to Cannada with guns and hide out till a cure is found. I will rent a a plane(because zombies can't fly) just to get away from the traffic

And I'll have you sent back, we don't want you zombie problems up here. ...or Zombie threads either.

 

[El Poncho]

I'm going to Israel where everyone has been trained in the army.

 

[Flishiz]

First I'll consult the wisest philosopher in the land. Dr Search Bar.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.133652
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.68064
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82778?page=2
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.109642?page=7

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Stay in my house. I don't live in a city so no problem of overcrowding of zombies, near enough to a supermarket and there's a gun shop the next town over. I'm pretty much sorted.

 

[Hemothorax]

Wet my pants and cry.

Then run.

 

[UAProxy]

I'll use the search bar, see everyone else's plans on the billions of other threads like this, and copy them for my own use.

Take that, imagination!

 

[Ack-ack]

or ill just consult my copy of zombie survival guide

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Just do what the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks tells me. (Not advertising anything... )

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I'll put my armour on, get drunk, grab a sword and go on a rampage.

 

[Fauxity]

Seal myself in a large underground basement, seal the windows with steel and then weld them shut. I'd have months worth of supplies in canned food and aw fuck it. I'd just kill myself.

 

[tangylaser]

use my mind powers to make an army of robot t-rexs to kill them all

 

[zombie711]

I am going to go to Cannada with guns and hide out till a cure is found. I will rent a a plane(because zombies can't fly) just to get away from the traffic

And I'll have you sent back, we don't want you zombie problems up here. ...or Zombie threads either.

Well your going to have to catch me and no Zombie threads?!?! DUDE look at my name

 

[azurawolf]

Alright... I love zombies but the 'whats your zombie plan' threads are starting to get annoying.
I understand the Search Bar Nazis now. xD

OT: I would cry, get a gun, and shoot as many zombies as i could before I become one of them.
Then I would break out into dance with the other zombies.
"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night"

 

[WildManBill]

I'd call up my 3 friends (Francis, Zoey and Louis), grab my shotgun, lite up a smoke and get going.

 

[AkJay]

First I'll consult the wisest philosopher in the land. Dr Search Bar.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.133652
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.68064
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.82778?page=2
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.109642?page=7

It's funny how one of the links has the exact same title, even the capitalized "YOUR".

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I am going to go to Cannada with guns and hide out till a cure is found. I will rent a a plane(because zombies can't fly) just to get away from the traffic

And I'll have you sent back, we don't want you zombie problems up here. ...or Zombie threads either.

Well your going to have to catch me and no Zombie threads?!?! DUDE look at my name

I noticed it. But this very tread has been done at least three times in the last month. I hesitate to use the term "search bar", but I'm beginning to understand the people who bang on that all the time.

 

[sagonas123]

Just do what the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks tells me. (Not advertising anything... )

Me and my friends all read that book... Y'know, just incase...

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I've borrowed it off my mate, you just never know.