What's your zombie plan?

[smee dude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLtUxncZcU
got the idea from this and the zombie survival guide (freaking amazing book)

MY ZOMBIE PLAN:
1. Fortify my house (i think this is a good idea as i have a house on stilts next to a loch (I'm Scottish).
2. I have a workshop near my house with tons of scrap metal to make weapons and traps.
3. Fish for food on my boat.
4. Me and my girlfriend reproduce the earth.

 

[primitivescrewhead]

Have fun getting your kids to reproduce amongst themselves...sounds very southern...ZING

I live on the coast in the highlands of scotland so I am already pretty remote, so my plan is to take my dad's shotgun and rifle and sail to one of the nearby small islands on our boat, can easily grow food there and catch fish. Any newcomers would be checked for bites on site and dealt with accordingly.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Have fun getting your kids to reproduce amongst themselves...sounds very southern...ZING

Oh Snap

OP:I have this kid who lives near me who's family has like 10 guns. I plan to go to his house and hide out with him. Then when shit hits the fan, I will use him as bait, as he has been a really big douche to em for a while. From their I shall seek an abandonned penitentiary or oil rig.

 

[Randoms]

1. Gather up all the people i hate in the world into a large pit
2. Kill them and Eat them one by one
3. Get my dogs to kill anything that's not human
4. Go to the docks, just across the road from where I live.

 

[_'.()[]=@^|-]

dunno about a plan as such but I know my weapon of choice.2x hatchet axes.

 

[fanklok]

man you guys are screwed I live right down the road from an armory so I'm set all I have to do is sharpen the dai-katana in the basement and hope I don't run into any smokers or hunters along the way

 

[BENZOOKA]

I'll disguise myself as one and go drinking with Bill Murray

 

[Eleanor Lamb]

I'll disguise myself as one and go drinking with Bill Murray

I choose this as well.

 

[Grigorius]

If at home:
Step 1: Confirm presence of the living dead.
Step 2: Use key to open gun safe. Take situation appropriate weaponry, keep several guns spare for other survivors.
Substep - If current designated keyholder is unavailable, use nearest heavy object to bash the safe door in.
Step 3: Eliminate zombies in the immediate area. Conserve ammo.
Step 4: Check if phone lines or internet are working. If so, call all possible survivors with similar preparations.
Step 5: Head to the nearby petrol station and wait six hours to see if friends arrive. Barricade before nightfall. If none arrive by the designated time, head out into the countryside, make note in advance of farms known to keep weaponry.
Step 6: Monitor radio signals for several days. One week maximum. If no military/government signals are received, move on to the next step.
Step 7: Take all survivors and head to the coast (Note: Make sure this is a coastal fishing village - A town or city would be too dangerous) and take a boat when you can. Remember to stock up on food.
Step 8: Sail to Iceland in the hope that the infection hasn't reached there. If Iceland appears to be dangerous, sail somewhere more isolated, such as the channel islands. Repeat process until safe zone is found.

Just a quick layout of my actual zombie plan. I'm working on one for if I'm caught outside or whatever.


...No, I'm not crazy.