Or just learn the art of delivery. You can say virtually anything in an English essay (at least in an AS english essay) and get high marks, as long as it is delivered in an interesting/conclusive/well-supported fashion. That is not 'subjectivity', that is the material actually marked (i.e: delivery rather than content, because content will always be subjective wheras delivery is less so).
On a lighter note, I will now wheel out a gargantuan list of some of the books I have enjoyed over the years:
Magician (and most of the follow on books) R. E. Feist
Forever War, J. Haldeman (antithesis of Heinlein, and a brilliant anti-war war story)
The entire discworld series, (special metion going to the city watch sub-series)
Of Mice and Men, Steinbeck
1984 and Animal Farm, G Orwell
Night/Day/Twilight Watch series, S, Lubayanako (a tad unwieldy at times, but compelling reading nontheless)
His Dark Materials, P. Pullman
A Scanner Darkly, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, P. K. Dick (outstanding nightmarish future)
Foundation, I. Asimov (Blands historical parody with decent science fiction)
Stalin and His Hangmen, D. Rayfield (Perhaps moderately unbalanced, but objective history is a myth anyway)
Gullivers Travels, J. Swift (elegant satire, though the end is pretty poor)
A history of the English Working Class (finally, a history of the industrial revoltuion that does not gloss over the corruption, cruelty and barbarism)
Britian and her Army, C. Barnett (Excellent miltary history)
Biggles series, W.E Jones (childish, but good childish)
Magicians Guild, Novice and High Lord, Trudi Canavan (excellent, elegant fantasy)
Termeraire series, Naomi Novik (Outstanding historical fantasy of the Napoleonic Wars)
Mao: A life, P. Short
Mortal Engines and series,
And a few thousand more. But anyhow, to all those who loathe Shakespeare's works: Watch them performed, and performed well. You will leave that theatre loving Shakespeare to the utmost.
Also: To all those who read: Keep reading, for it makes you smart.
To those who do not: You are as thick as pig shit.