When does one "win" a forum argument?

[TheBarefootBandit]

Last man not banned always wins

I like your thinking and your avatar..

 

[Captain Pancake]

When the other get's tired and leaves, or concedes to a compromise.

 

[Bat Vader]

5.Fuck off you know I thought those other two guys were forum stalkers but you are now in my top 5 and you're number one.Congradulations I bet this will be a proud moment for your parents go and outside (if the sunlight doesn't burn your eyes)and yell "I AM THE NUMBER ONE FORUM STALKER YEAAAAAAHHHH".

Yep, I think you found the answer to the whole forum argument thing. You win yeah! You win when someone reports you for being a troll and hopes feverently you get banned after decided every second decoding what you have written is a second wasted. I hope you are proud of your victory.

Oh you know I did not mean that Halo 3 sucks it's a good game I just love to hate it and Madden is just boring and I have nothing else to say I find little sense in your words I guess you win now I will cry myself to sleep.

Remember kids, to argue over the internet is to be stupid over the internet.

When I read that part about you being a professional troll I almost died laughing