when god gives you leamons

[Hybrid Sight]

When god gives you lemons make lemonade. Then try to find someone who's god is giving them vodka, and have a party.

 

[Maltyz]

Sqeeze them in that fucker's eyes!!!!

 

[jacobschndr]

When God gives you lemons, you ask THE FUCK IS SHIT!?

 

[willard3]

"When God gives you lemons, throw 'em in a quart of vodka." --Red Green

My personal favorite is:

"When God gives you lemons, throw them back, slap him upside the head and yell 'I wanted a beer, *****!'"

 

[Maltyz]

When God gives you AIDs....

 

[S.R.S.]

Seriously?! C'mon.. I know it took you 7 days and 7 nights to make the world but this is a real dissapointment!

Could have made a talking lemon at least. Almighty my ass.

 

[ioxles]

When God gives you lemons you say thank you.

I thought humanity voted on this...

 

[gallaetha_matt]

To paraphrase Henry Rollins.

"When God gives you lemons, squeeze lemon juice in your eye and yell back 'is that all you got!?!?!'"

 

[Hiram88]

when that happens, I become a theist.

"a theist" is one word...

OT: If got gave me leamons, I'd ask him what the hell a leamons was and if I could smoke them

 

[ucciolord1]

Make lemonade.
Duh.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

When God gives you lemons, you use the damned search bar.

Sorry If I sound like a dick but there was a thread about this yesturday. Wanna know what the first post was? USE THE SEARCH BAR.

Well done, =]

When god gives you lemons I say give them to me.

When the Escapist gives you search bars...
Or
When the forums give you repeats...
or, with LEMONS spelled correctly
When life gives you lemons, you take it to the government for a tax rebate.

 

[AvsJoe]

When God gives you lemons, feed them to a wild bear. Them eat the bear!

 

[RJ Dalton]

Mmmm . . . tasty lemons.

 

[Quantana]

ask him how long it will take him to give you something you can use for something us full
and if it takes to long you kick him in da nuts.

 

[Kirbymike]

When god gives you lemons you piss in a can.