when god gives you leamons

[guardian001]

When god gives you leamons, give god a spell checker...

 

[PrimoThePro]

you sink your teeth into some holy lemon. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TARTNESS?!

 

[ottenni]

When god gives you leamons, you use spell check.

 

[havass]

what is your finish up line for that leamons story?
mine is:
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEAMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

since nobody seems to want to do it, IT'S LEMONS NOT LEAMONS.

OT:

I say "Holy fuck, God is real!?"

 

[War Penguin]

I'd ask "Why the fuck would God give me lemons?"

 

[CloakedOne]

you make leAmonade?

 

[Sjakie]

When God gives you lemons, you must be seriously high cause God dont exist!

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

unless he hands you water and sugar you're gonna have some shitty lemonade

 

[ehh]

When god gives you lemons you shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons

 

[mercenator3000]

not exactly a "god gives you lemons", but:

When god gives you apricots, you say 'What the fuck happened to the lemons?"

 

[EnigmaticThor]

When god gives you lemons you shut the hell up and eat your damn lemons

This may be the funniest thing I've seen all day. Major props to you sir.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I eat them. Lemons are freaking awesome.

 

[santacolia]

When god gives me lemons I know its time to up my meds.

 

[molester jester]

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.

 

[nohorsetown]

When God gives you poop, make poop juice.

 

[gim73]

This topic belongs in the religion forum.

'god' does not give lemons. Lemon trees give me lemons. And don't give me that crap about being given the lemon tree either, because it evolved over hundreds of millions of years to become what it is today. Also, to some extent human cross-breeding has given us the lemons of today.

Also: PIE!

 

[Assassin Xaero]

This topic belongs in the religion forum.

Just because it says "god" doesn't mean it belongs in a religion forum, because the topic really has nothing to do with lemons...

OT: "Hmm... His Noodley Appendage gave me lemons... hmm... wait... Ha! FSM is REAL! Suck it bitches!"

 

[Racistman3d]

When god gives me "leamons", I ask him why he can't spell if he made everything in the universe....