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Matt_LRR

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Nerf Ninja said:
A professional hockey player.

I don't know all the rules, have never skated on ice in my life, have a bum knee and am getting too old and fat. So I can't see that happening somehow.

I currently work retail, where my soul has been stretched thin and the milk of human kindness has gone sour.
Most hockey players don't know all the rules. (I'm a referee)

-m
 

Prof.Wood

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Robot laser bear.
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what oh your serious well then I would like to be a voice artist in cartoons or games but I'm training to be an engineer.
 

Samcanuck

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Soldier...which I am. Aaaand, its not what you are led to believe. I learned its not my passion, and now I struggle to find a new career goal. Till then, $33 an hour electrician pays the bills (and part time reserves).
 

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Matt_LRR said:
Nerf Ninja said:
A professional hockey player.

I don't know all the rules, have never skated on ice in my life, have a bum knee and am getting too old and fat. So I can't see that happening somehow.

I currently work retail, where my soul has been stretched thin and the milk of human kindness has gone sour.
Most hockey players don't know all the rules. (I'm a referee)

-m
Cool.

How do you guys not end up getting hurt more? I wouldn't feel safe being a ref even if I was wearing full padding.
 

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Nerf Ninja said:
A professional hockey player.

I don't know all the rules, have never skated on ice in my life, have a bum knee and am getting too old and fat. So I can't see that happening somehow.

I currently work retail, where my soul has been stretched thin and the milk of human kindness has gone sour.
My Edmonton Oilers would probably take you. Heck theyd probably give you a $4 Mill a year contract too.
 

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BonsaiK said:
I have multiple bosses and they're all like that. It is awesome but I don't get free lunch though. Probably just as well mind you considering what they eat.
Well the lunch doesn't have to be free, it would most likely be the Shrimp Fried Rice I mentioned, so it hopefully wouldn't cost much.
Actually I could handle that for lunch every day.
 

Matt_LRR

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Nerf Ninja said:
Matt_LRR said:
Nerf Ninja said:
A professional hockey player.

I don't know all the rules, have never skated on ice in my life, have a bum knee and am getting too old and fat. So I can't see that happening somehow.

I currently work retail, where my soul has been stretched thin and the milk of human kindness has gone sour.
Most hockey players don't know all the rules. (I'm a referee)

-m
Cool.

How do you guys not end up getting hurt more? I wouldn't feel safe being a ref even if I was wearing full padding.
If you're doing it right, you're never in the way enough to get hurt. That said, we're wearing more padding than it looks like we are.

As a ref, I'm wearing a jock(duh), thigh pads, shin pads, my skates and elbow pads under my jersey and pants. You just can't see them.

-m
 

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I wanted to be an artist or writer. Both of those were very stupid dreams, all things considered. I lack any artistic or writing talent. As it stands... I've no plans for the future and don't really want to do anything.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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I want to be a session drummer as a way of making money. And play metal and other music I actually enjoy in my spare time for some small amount of money on the side. Failing that, I'll probably go back to school and study psychology.
 

SnipErlite

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High-level Physics research

ie. an unlimited government budget and freedom to blow things up FOR SCIENCE
 

Incompl te

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Writer, because I deem myself a creative type and would love to do that.
[sub]Oh wait. Everyone and their kitten can claim to be a writer and be creative[/sub]

So probably Software Engineering/Programming or robotics (for the sheer awesome of it)