When it's ok for a man to cry.

[gbemery]

When he runs out of bacon

I ran out of bacon and can't afford more until Thursday...

 

[Pinguin]

Whenever he likes. Why not?

 

[Jedamethis]

When he runs out of bacon

I ran out of bacon and can't afford more until Thursday...

Oh noes! D:
Thankfully I always keep a secret stock of bacon under my pillow.

Sweet avatar by the way

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

A man is only allowed to cry when he's had a minimum of three limbs torn off, all his women have been minced to create a giant spaceship which has taken off and incinerated the generic pet that has followed him for many years, his local pub has been closed down by health inspectors, he has only one eye and even then it is hanging painfully from him, at least 200 bones have been broken and are breaking, and he finds out that his arch nemesis is a woman that he hasn't had sex with yet.

And the beer has run out.


Or he gets a splinter.

 

[bodyklok]

At the end of 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest'

If that's a Xmas avatar, I'm crying right now.

It's around that time of year

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

When his wife is strapped to a nuclear missile by time-traveling Nazis and launched at a group of communists / terrorists that his eldest son is secretly infiltrating. And then his dog dies.

And that is the ONLY time.

I cannot tell you how many times that's happened to me.


OT: At the end of Gladiator.

 

[TheMatt]

A man is only allowed to cry when he's had a minimum of three limbs torn off, all his women have been minced to create a giant spaceship which has taken off and incinerated the generic pet that has followed him for many years, his local pub has been closed down by health inspectors, he has only one eye and even then it is hanging painfully from him, at least 200 bones have been broken and are breaking, and he finds out that his arch nemesis is a woman that he hasn't had sex with yet.

And the beer has run out.


Or he gets a splinter.

Seriously though, splinters hurt like a *****..

 

[Kollega]

When his best friend (and i mean best,they should be inseparable,nothing without eachother) is tortured to death by some douchebag who then goes on to claim world domination,all while Mad World plays in the background. Bonus points if friend in question is incredibly cute,funny,and optimistic.

And when he steps on something sharp.

And all other times when life hates him. All this "ethernal macho" bullshit is outdated,give us equality!

 

[Starnerf]

Don't men have a gene that turns sadness into a nonsensical string of obscenities?

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

The entire way through "The Elephant man"

 

[cyber_andyy]

When shouting " FOR FRRREEEEEDDDOOOMMMMM" in a thick scottish accent, charging into battle, to grab your deep fried 3000 calorie mars bar.

That, or when you see my awesome face. Cry at its beauty. CRY. DO IT!

 

[Epitome]

whens hes watching Wall-E and it looks like hes a goner....... *gets choked up

also when testicles and any sort of blunt force trauma exists..........*cringe

 

[XJ-0461]

When he's sad/depressed/is really really happy.

He then gets to beat the shit out of anyone who mocks him for it.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I think the answer got,how do I put it,answered within the first post.

Crotch shot tops all in my book

 

[Disaster Button]

Only time I've ever seen a man cry is at the end of "The Bucket List" and even then it was only a few tears at most..
..Ok well obviously I've seen them cry at other times but far too personal to get into on here

And the obvious reason, Being kicked in the nuts.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

When they kill off/leave Gibbs off of NCIS...i'd cry.

Win.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I only cried when I was younger.

Now, I'm made of steel.