When it's ok for a man to cry.

[BonsaiK]

Crying is fine.

In some cultures men crying is not only acceptable, it's downright encouraged.

Besides, if you repress emotion it usually resurfaces in some other, unhealthier form down the track.

 

[Bat Vader]

When you laugh so hard tears come out your eyes.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Men dont cry...Kinda like girls dont fart!

... Nor poop, nor pee. Such sinful and disgusting business is only something that men do. It is common knowledge that all bodily orifices of women are only meant to accept intakes of objects and never to expell anything. Especially not something that smells bad and should belong in a toilet bowl.

Did you know that some men acutally believe this? Im not joking, there are guys who do. O.O

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Or this!

And any "testy" subject. Like if you really got into that Casino Royale torture scene... for which I pity you and your empathy.

ANY time you're hit/kicked in the nuts. It is provenly the worst pain a man can feel.

Uhm you guys. I just hope you realize I wrote that to do a little pun on the OP. You did notice that, did you?

 

[Alpha Centauri]

This list only consists of 2 things so far but I am willing to add to it.

At the end of Old Yeller.

While listening to "Riding with private Malone" by David Ball (which btw, if you have not listened to, do it, soon, away from people who can see/hear you)

So... Give me yours...

At no point is this supposed to degenerate into a "Men can cry, it's ok now you insensitive bastard" thread. Men aren't supposed to cry - it's how I was raised. I once asked my dad if it was ok to cry sometimes and he punched me in the crotch.

No one is "supposed" to cry. That doesn't mean they can't. Your father needs a lesson in sensitivity.

Anyway, on topic, if you don't cry during Sarah Brightman's Nessun Dorma, you have no heart.

Guess I have no heart then. . . :/

OT: When ever the fuck i goddam feel like it.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

testical trama......*Shudders*

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

a man can cry whenever the fuck his feelings are hurt, forget Fake manly masks, if you gotsta cry and let out emotions then do so.

NEVER! I will bottle my emotions up until I get mad and punch a girl to the ground! ALABAMA MAN AWAY!

 

[Dommyboy]

When you get punched in the crotch by a psycho dad. : )

Child support is so beautiful these days.


When you're alone and watching a sad movie.

 

[iJosh]

When there is no more cheese or peanut butter.

Other then that, Man must never cry. It shows weakness, men are not weak. Unless your a faggo

 

[Soxafloppin]

Men dont cry...Kinda like girls dont fart!

... Nor poop, nor pee. Such sinful and disgusting business is only something that men do. It is common knowledge that all bodily orifices of women are only meant to accept intakes of objects and never to expell anything. Especially not something that smells bad and should belong in a toilet bowl.

Did you know that some men acutally believe this? Im not joking, there are guys who do. O.O

yea i know, i want to believe though!

OT: If your afraid to cry, your a wimp.

 

[Flying Dagger]

when overtired...

Also, it does put women off, guys. I'm just saying.

Spoiler: i have yet to meet a girl worth talking to who doesnt think this is unbelievably sweet

 

[henrebotha]

Wall-E.

Up.

The Fountain.

Pan's Labyrinth.

 

[LilGherkin]

During touching season/series finales of T.V. shows. Scrubs got me with that one. *sniff*

 

[Joa_Belgium]

During touching endings and saying farewell to somebody.

Or when he has to bury his own pet, like a dog. That's painful. Really.

 

[Corpse XxX]

When watching "Click" with Adam Sandler..
Nearly at the end of the movie when he has lost everything, is fat and lying on the tarmac outside the hospital..

Only movie i can remember getting to me in such a way that i had to hide my face a little..

 

[Jynxer]

after/during rape?

 

[bluepilot]

I think men are allowed to cry whenever they feel like it.

Come closer, I`ll hold you until you feel better

Futurama episode of `Jurrasic Bark`...who coundn`t help but cry after that, poor dog.

 

[traceur_]

When Megan Fox gets married.

When someone close to you dies.

After getting smacked in the nads.

 

[Chipperz]

When he fucking feels like it. Real men don't care what anyone else thinks about them, and can therefore cry whenever they want.

Pussies give a shit about how they look to other people.

 

[UnearthedArcana]

Whenever we want. Men don't have to be manly.

It's especially okay if you happen to be listening to this song: