When Sleepy Time Comes, Yet You Can't Go Sleepy,

[Shepard's Shadow]

I count.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

i post on escapist. it does NOT help...

 

[veloper]

It's very easy to go to sleep when you are tired or when parts of you are tired.

Solutions that always work:

1. do pushups or some weightlifting, then get in bed and go to sleep
2. masturbate if you're a guy.

 

[MasterStratus]

Since I am bit of a classic Disney nerd, I know the whole script of The Lion King (don't laugh) so I play the movie in my head to make me fall alseep. I never get up to "I just can't wait to be king" as I'm out like a light by then.

You're kidding.
You must have the best memory ever.
Seriously.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Play the NyQuil game.

Hrmm...NyQuil passes spell check.

 

[mad benji89]

I make whale noises, Drink Red Bull, and Blast Heavy Metal.
If I can't sleep, Nobody can! >

lol i will have to try that some time xD

 

[El Poncho]

I put family guy on.

 

[SLy AsymMetrY]

I imagine myself falling asleep. I visualise it, see it happen. A switch goes off in my head and I sleep. Night Night!

Nobody I know can do this. They're always complaining about not sleeping well and it infuriates them. I can literally turn myself off like a lightbulb. If I have to go to work soon (say about 30 mins) but am feeling tired, I can switch myself off within minutes, and wake up 20 mins later feeling refreshed. If i'm wide awake but bored, nothing else to do, I take an insta-nap.