When Uninteresting Women ATTACK! 2: People To Do In Denver When You're Dead.

[YarnBarf]

Fun fact: Statistically, if a man with a professional degree (doctor/lawyer/accountant/etc.) is married, his spouse is most likely to be a teacher. For girls, this means you're most likely to land a rich guy if you major in education in college. For guys, find out which sororities are full of education majors and hit on those girls!

I'd hardly lump accountants along with doctors and lawyers. It sounds as if you want a teacher then. Well, good luck with all that. I still do think accountants are boring - so remember my advice.

The other thing about accountants (CPAs in the US, "chartered accountants" in the UK and Commonwealth countries) is that many of us have the souls of poets. Accountancy conferences are dry, dull affairs (unless you REALLY geek out on financial statements---thankfully for me professionally, I do geek out on such things), but an accountant at home is a gentle, loving, caring, wonderful husband and father and does really well with his schoolteacher wife and army of children. Yep...ladies, you want to be happy for life, marry an accountant. You'll be the happiest women in the world.

ETA: Video doesn't seem to be posting. Oh well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV5OAfKhe34

 

[Berethond]

I have no trouble at all attracting girls of exactly the type I want. I am, however, cursed with a decided overabundance of confidence. I know that sounds weird, but it works against me most of the time. People can only take my personality in very small doses, most of the time. I have to majorly tone it down if I want people (especially women) to tolerate me for more than an hour or so at a time. I'll find someone, though. My current interest is looking pretty good, she has a pretty similar wealth of self-confidence.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I think theres someone out there for everyone. Simply because as for most of the population, as time goes along they get more and more desperate and start to lower their standards and eventually do find someone that they can fall in love with. It might not be the right way to see it or hell even the wrong way to go about it, but it sure does get lonely sometimes. If anyone is able to find someone long distance thats even better I say. As when you two meet, it feels like you would never want to be apart from each other and could start a relationship off that.

 

[Skorpyo]

Severe daddy issues? Yup, sounds like the girls around here alright. As for the "a lid for every pot" idea, I don't buy it for one second.

It's all just bullshit luck, and the lightening has struck in your favor.

 

[SimuLord]

Fun fact: Statistically, if a man with a professional degree (doctor/lawyer/accountant/etc.) is married, his spouse is most likely to be a teacher. For girls, this means you're most likely to land a rich guy if you major in education in college. For guys, find out which sororities are full of education majors and hit on those girls!

I'd hardly lump accountants along with doctors and lawyers. It sounds as if you want a teacher then. Well, good luck with all that. I still do think accountants are boring - so remember my advice.

The other thing about accountants (CPAs in the US, "chartered accountants" in the UK and Commonwealth countries) is that many of us have the souls of poets. Accountancy conferences are dry, dull affairs (unless you REALLY geek out on financial statements---thankfully for me professionally, I do geek out on such things), but an accountant at home is a gentle, loving, caring, wonderful husband and father and does really well with his schoolteacher wife and army of children. Yep...ladies, you want to be happy for life, marry an accountant. You'll be the happiest women in the world.

Fun fact: Monty Python created the stereotype of the CPA/chartered accountant. And thanks for that video, I think I'll post it on the class discussion board for my Accounting 401 class.

 

[YarnBarf]

Fun fact: Statistically, if a man with a professional degree (doctor/lawyer/accountant/etc.) is married, his spouse is most likely to be a teacher. For girls, this means you're most likely to land a rich guy if you major in education in college. For guys, find out which sororities are full of education majors and hit on those girls!

I'd hardly lump accountants along with doctors and lawyers. It sounds as if you want a teacher then. Well, good luck with all that. I still do think accountants are boring - so remember my advice.

The other thing about accountants (CPAs in the US, "chartered accountants" in the UK and Commonwealth countries) is that many of us have the souls of poets. Accountancy conferences are dry, dull affairs (unless you REALLY geek out on financial statements---thankfully for me professionally, I do geek out on such things), but an accountant at home is a gentle, loving, caring, wonderful husband and father and does really well with his schoolteacher wife and army of children. Yep...ladies, you want to be happy for life, marry an accountant. You'll be the happiest women in the world.

Fun fact: Monty Python created the stereotype of the CPA/chartered accountant. And thanks for that video, I think I'll post it on the class discussion board for my Accounting 401 class.

I think this might be one of them chicken-or-the-egg scenarios.

 

[quantumsoul]

People don't grow up with every part of their body gearing it's self towards finding one perfect person, there are plenty of people you can have "true love" with.
That's actually the problem, you get married and discover someone else who fits the bill of "incredibly attractive" and they fit all of the other "standards" your impose on people you want to form a relationship with... this is how "unfaithful men" come about.

That's how I look at it, anyway.

I tend to agree. A lot of people don't realize that no matter how great the person you're with, you'll still find others attractive even sometimes more attractive. Possibly feeling that the new attraction is a sign they should be with the new person and ruin a what may have been a good relationship.

But maybe it's sexual possessiveness that's wrong. Oh but I don't like sharing.

 

[yoyo13rom]

FOR DISCUSSION! Do you believe that "there's someone out there for everyone"? Or are some people, by virtue of circumstance, either hardwired to attract people they don't like or so off-the-wall that there's nobody out there who would meet their definition of an ideal mate and thus it's pointless to look? Share your views!

Ooook then...*takes a big breath because of anxiety*:

First of all, I did enjoy reading your threads(well this one and the "When Uninteresting Women ATTACK part 1"). You've got a nice writing style(don't go thinking I'm hitting on you or anything, I'm as less attracted to men as Twilight fan is attracted to good movies), and I say this because not many people write things that make me smile and make a valid point at the same time.

Now OT: I kinda have a "chronically single" condition, too(although at 19 one could argue that I have loads to live and experience if I don't bet crushed by a bus), but I like being an optimist.
I've seen a lot of people that actually seem to be specifically made for each other. Unfortunately depending on your personality and desires what works for someone else won't work for you.
It all depends on what you want from a relationship: sexual pleasure, sentimental assurance, intellectual similarities between you and your loved one, or just simply something entirely else.
Don't lose faith and keep searching. I mean it's not as if your significant other will just fall in your lap if you don't even try to get out of the house(sorry for generalising, but that's my case).

I actually met my "dream" girl. Actually she was all what I put on paper for my ideal woman. Unfortunately this "ideal" thing is only good in theory. But someone just a bit different from my fantasies might be exactly what would satisfy me the most.

Anyway, I think my ideology on the topic is summed up exactly bet the Rolling Stone's song: You can't always get what you want(but you can get what you need).

 

[ran88dom99]

On listal.com you can search for ppl based on how similarly they rate media. Maybe find someone who has your exact tastes or opinions.