When was your first kiss, guys?(guys only, please)

[superbatranger]

15 or 16, I think. All I know is that it hasn't happened since.

 

[OverlordSteve]

16. I was pretty awful at it, but got much better with time.

 

[nhensley]

19

I was wearing a dress (I'm physically male.) And she was dressed as a boy scout. I won queen of the court at a dance, so I was expected to kiss the king.

(Yeah my escapist anonymity is totally blown, most of the guys I know use this site. Oh well)

 

[nofear220]

4...had two girls fighting over me.

Oh yeah...

what a pimp

mine was at 14

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I honestly don't even remember. If I had to guess I would say... i dunno, 14, 15?

 

[emeraldrafael]

You sexist!

and of course I'm joking.

OT: Hm... well, I'm assuming my mom's kissed me on the cheek as a baby, but I somehow dont htink thats what you mean. I just like to say that and follow up with the reason cause most people dont think of it even though its technically true. I rpobably had my first one at 6, a "real one" (where hte girl wasnt being cute/doing it on a dare) at 10, and my first true love's kiss at 11.

I dont know, I get a lot of kisses. you could say I'm a playa, but really I'm just a decent enough guy and thats how women think tehy have to thank me. The culture today raises them to be sluts and makes them thinks thats what they need to do to make men happy.

 

[thedeathscythe]

Ummm...why can't women answer either?

I'm a dude though, so I'll bite. From a girl that I was dating, it was eighth grade, so I was...13 I suppose? My first girlfriend actually, and we lasted for 2 years (we were young so really, it wasn't a huge deal).

 

[p3t3r]

end of grade 9 so like 13 or 14. i beat my best friend to it then he ended up going out with her and having his first kiss with her too. though they were going out and i was on a dare but still counts. now i am 16 and i have made out with more girls then i care to count but always at parties or dances.

 

[Hader]

Hmm...does before I hit double digits count?

Some girl came up and kissed me out of nowhere in school when I was like 9. Still don't know why to this day. But hey, whatevs.

 

[Doctor What]

I was either seven or eight and was in the first draws of puppy love. Her, her sister and me had just finished watching "Titanic" and even on their prepubescent minds, the movie made their hormones frazzled. So, we decided to swim for a while and her sister kept on pressuring us to kiss and she promised to not tell so we did. It felt like an eternity, but it was about two seconds barely on the lips.

We all ended up getting a swift talking-to by our parents.

awkward.

 

[emm1t]

17? 18? 22? Never since? You poor, poor people.

 

[JWRosser]

12. 'Twas hilarious!

Unless we're talking a little peck on the lips or whatever...in which case it was probably like 6, but that doesn't really count.

 

[loc978]

Kiss? I honestly don't remember. Kissing is just a tool for use in foreplay, to me... so it might have been just a few minutes before the other first time, at 17.

 

[dakorok]

16. Though I haven't really gotten many more since then...

 

[burningdragoon]

18. Little to no effort on my part really. (as in it just sorta happened) Not too many since then, but no biggie.

 

[WhatIsThisIDontEven]

First? Age 3.
First that meant something? 16.

 

[Nouw]

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*Goes to corner

 

[tkmedic]

16, and in a fit of hormonal rage for the both of us, i was scared sh*%tless but after i got over that, it moved pretty quickly. first kiss that wasn't foreplay however was a couple months ago, 17.

 

[luckshotpro]

14, i'm 16 and i haven't had another one since

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Essentially, no woman I've ever met has ever tolerated the fact that I once installed a 1960s computer operating system for the purposes of entertainment, then wrote a 3,500-word article on it to demonstrate my new-found knowledge. That was the moment that I crossed the line into "profoundly unattractive in every respect", but there's also the whole unusually expansive knowledge on subjects such as the operational principles of the internal combustion engine and former Presidents of the United States which really make women go "".

**blinks**

Actually, that's kinda hot. The 1960's operating system and 3,500 word article, not the engine or presidents.

A lot of my male friends have been into computers. I can actually use a linux box without looking like a complete idiot. I also teach english, so a 3,500 word essay impresses me. Oh, and my mother WAS a computer programmer in the 1970s and 1980s.

So... basically you need to find a girl who likes essays and obscure computer programs. But at least you know that they exist now.