When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet paper's gone.....WHAT DO YOU DO!?

[manic_depressive13]

"Mum... mum... MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM; ASS PAPER."

I'm so fucking refined.

Fortunately, this has never happened in a public restroom. I always check.

 

[BabyRaptor]

I just check to see if there's toilet paper before I sit.

If I found myself in the described situation, I'd just yell at the roommate to get me some. I don't have anything he hasn't seen.

 

[Nexoram]

Man up. Use your hand or if there is no one home except you, run to the cupboard where you store the rolls and take one. Run back. QUICKLY.

 

[InLikeFlynn]

I use the 3 seashells