When's the last time you had sex?
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I've been alone for over 18 years now. I'm gonna try fairly hard to end that this coming summer though, so I'll get back to you on that.
Last time was yesterday, as the... seventh time we got it on this weekend. Or something. My girlfriend kinda rocks.
...yeah, I actually posted that on the internet. Now I'm looking like a bragging douche and will continue to look like a bragging douche for all eternity. ._.
...yeah, I actually posted that on the internet. Now I'm looking like a bragging douche and will continue to look like a bragging douche for all eternity. ._.
I haven't, but I am only 15. Hopefully my parents are planning a huge orgy with some Dutch hookers for my 16th.
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You might want to edit that sentence. I'm not going to lie, I read it as you making the most of nap time by having sex with two children under 4 years old.Belaam said:
Yeah, when I was answering I thought people would think I was either bragging or lying. Seven times in one weekend? It's either a new relationship or you both have a serious drive?Naeras said:
Back when I starting going out with my boyfriend we had sex more times in one day than we do in a week now.
Er... a couple of years ago, maybe two and half years ago?
There's been an instance of sexual activity since then, but not sex proper.
Not too fussed about it, really. I'm fairly lacklustre, I don't have any money, and I'm making no effort whatsoever to get to know new people in my town, because I may well be leaving soon.
There's been an instance of sexual activity since then, but not sex proper.
Not too fussed about it, really. I'm fairly lacklustre, I don't have any money, and I'm making no effort whatsoever to get to know new people in my town, because I may well be leaving soon.
About 3 weeks or so ago. Been much too busy lately to even feel a desire to have sex. I live a sad, sad life.
Saturday. Although we got booted out of the house before getting very far... long story.
Relatives came home unexpectedly.
They sounded angry.
Was the first time I've ever been in so much of a hurry to leave a building that I still had a condom on outside.
Relatives came home unexpectedly.
They sounded angry.
Was the first time I've ever been in so much of a hurry to leave a building that I still had a condom on outside.
Preeeettty sure never... unfortunately.
I have a girlfriend but she isn't ready for full on sex yet. However she enjoys me erm... doing... other things to her... *cough*.
She doesn't do anything to me however. Damn it!
Nah not really... I don't really mind. I can wait, although I can't say that I don't want to have full on sex anytime soon. If she asked i'd likely jump at the chance (protection of course) although it would be awkward as hell for both of us as we are both virgins and since she is a girl she will likely not enjoy her first time as much as I might.
I have a girlfriend but she isn't ready for full on sex yet. However she enjoys me erm... doing... other things to her... *cough*.
She doesn't do anything to me however. Damn it!
Nah not really... I don't really mind. I can wait, although I can't say that I don't want to have full on sex anytime soon. If she asked i'd likely jump at the chance (protection of course) although it would be awkward as hell for both of us as we are both virgins and since she is a girl she will likely not enjoy her first time as much as I might.
